thundercunt

A sexual move/position. The woman is duct taped to the ceiling in a sitting position while the man positions his erect penis under her. When the duct tape fails to keep the woman suspended she falls onto the mans penis. If done incorrectly (e.g. without a metric fuck ton of lube) penis fracturing is a high possibility.

Did you hear? Ol' Shaz gave Jonesy the thundercunt last night! Poor bloke broke his cock!

by thundercuntmaster October 9, 2017

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slunty thundercunt

The pinnacle of all English swearwords, slunty thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Shit, it should only be used in times of extreme need.A person who is both a slut and a cunt.
You slept with him, his girlfriend and his sister? You slunty thundercunt!The pinnacle of all English swearwords, slunty thundercunt is phoenetically, spiritually, grammatically, and socially the worst thing you can ever say. Much like a Holy Shit, it should only be used in times of extreme need.A person who is both a slut and a cunt.
You slept with him, his girlfriend and his sister? You slunty thundercunt!

You fucked my dog you slunty thundercunt

by Roscopico May 13, 2015

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Thundercunt

A term used to describe a person who is acting like such a cunt, that they alter the Earth's meteorological behaviour, resulting in near-apocalyptic storms with lethal levels of thunder. This is the worst level of cunt you can get.

Maria Sims is a thundercunt

by JazzyJ69420 August 9, 2017

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