thundercunt

my mom

mom: *cheats on my dad* *caused me to cry for weeks*

me: go to hell you thundercunt

by hotpocketsock July 3, 2021

ThunderCunt

When it’s thundering and cunting and your girlfriend complains she’s a fucking Thundercunt

Oh no it’s thunder and cunts ITS THUNDERCUNTING!!!!

by Phil Collins & Sons March 7, 2024

Thundercunt

Verb: A derogatory term meaning to drop kick something with extreme force.

“I’m about to Thundercunt these car batteries into the ocean with the fury of a Greek god.”

by What isn’t taken August 27, 2023

Thundercunt

A particularly powerful and spectacular goal in a football match

Dave: did you score last night?
Jim: yeah it was an absolute thundercunt

by H_lock July 7, 2019

Thundercunt

When you throw something so hard it breaks the sound barrier and sounds like thunder.

Guy 1: I lost a ranked match and absolutely Thundercunted my hamster at my wall.

Guy 2: Holy shit, that poor thing definitely got turned to mush

by CriticalScout27 July 8, 2023

Thundercunt

To hug so tightly
to squish something with a hug

“i want to thundercunt that baby”

by anime lover 266999 February 19, 2024

Thundercunt

A sex position in which one throws their partner into/through a wall via a pelvic thrust

Wow Lisa what happened to your neck?
Brain Thundercunted me last night and didn't warn me.

by !!!<3 April 21, 2024