Trumpkin

A sexual act where one gives a blowjob to a man who is perched on top of a fence while simultaneously shitting on the other side of said fence. The higher the fence the better!

My man gave me a great Trumpkin last night, I totally destroyed Jane's backyard.

by ABPosey July 28, 2016

thumbkin

1. (n) A small, thumb-sized penis.
2. (n) The owner of a small, thumb-sized penis.

Just between you and me, Phil is a thumbkin.

by Heptune May 14, 2005

pump thumpin'

to remove a pumpkin from it's owner's property without consent & destroy the pumpkin by hurling it towards the pavement with significant force.

After they tied a load on at the local watering hole, Bob & Jim drove around town pump thumpin' until the sun came up.

by Merlin Bunker January 3, 2008

bun thumping

when you bend a chick over, stick it in her ass and smack one cheek and then the other for about ten minutes as you fuck the shit out of her!

"hey baby, feel like bun thumping?"
"what's that?"
"I'll show you!"

by Alex #8 April 27, 2008

tub thumpping

When you play music in your car so loud that it shakes the mirrors.

I was tub thumpping down the street.

by Jon Humphrey August 9, 2007

Bible Thumping

Getting off on listening to someone read the Bible.

Oh man, last week at Dan's I was totally Bible Thumping during the Book of Job.

by dkujan May 16, 2007

trumpkin

A Blumpkin given by Donald Trump.

Vladimir Putin enjoys getting a Trumpkin after sharing a nice English Breakfast with Donald Trump.

by Pallor42 December 12, 2016