twat throttling

The act of secretly giving yourself total control of your girlfriends remote toy and continually shutting it off mid session

I just found out my boyfriend has been twat throttling me

by Dysfunctional coffee August 16, 2023

Underwear Head Throttle

When you put a pair of undies on someone's head and pull as if you were wedging them.

LOL lets Underwear Head Throttle that dude. You grab the undies, and I'll pull.

by Dookiepoopy September 24, 2023

Thruway Throttling

When the pricing of a restaurant or a store is radically marked up because of it being in a rest stop on the thruway.

"Why is this meal $5 more than usual? There's gotta be some kind of thruway throttling going on."

by JustAcro August 4, 2023

donkey-throttle

To throttle something or someone in a donkey like fashion.
The use of the word is derived from comedic usage for the purpose of insulting or threatening another.

;Seriously, I will donkey-throttle the mess out of you...

;When all else fails, donkey-throttle.

by Throttle1 February 8, 2014

fair throttled

if one is fair throttled, they are heavily under the influence of numerous

X: man i am SO drunk and high and stoned and passed out right now, you could even say that i am fair throttled!
Y: i could say that, or i could say that you're not.
X: jimmity jelickas!

by benjamima hudson July 27, 2006

Glottal Throttle

Verb.

/ˈɡlädl•ˈTHräd(ə)l/

A fierce and unrelenting blowjob that passed the glottal stop.

“Damn, last night that Throat Goat, Blow job Betty, gave me that slam dunk glottal throttle.”

by TeeDheazy June 26, 2023

throttle a turtle

To take a large (possibly) Polish penis into ones hands, and forcibly make it go where it don't want to go

I had to throttle a turtle last night to keep my marriage alive

Mr Wriggly didn't like it , but I throttled a turtle and made him get right in there

by DrFK October 5, 2011