thirty-sixties

n. A Chicagoland slang for mid-grade marijuana. It is often concidered as "failed" dank and should contain minimal seed count. The name refers to the amount for it is sold for: 30 dollars an eighth or 60 dollars a quarter.

Hey Jeremy, what'd you pick up this week?

Just an ounce of the thirty-sixities.

by dee eye zee May 27, 2005

thirsty girl

A girl who desperately craves the touch and attention of a man

Anna: OMG I neeed a boyfriend!!!
Nicole: STFU you thirsty girl! Have a glass of water instead.

by Cantseeme November 28, 2013

Shrek the Third

(noun/adjective) -A large amount of fecal matter placed directly from a Dreamworks Associate's anus onto a projector, which then sprouts two green, Shrek-like, ears.

ex. (adj.) "This pot roast tastes like Shrek the Third!"

ex. (n.) "I have to take a massive Shrek the Third."

ex. (n.) "I REALLY F***ING HATED SHREK THE THIRD!"

by SlapChopDj June 19, 2010

thirty rack

A 30 case of beer, generally Busch Light. Used frequently by high school and college students.

All I know is I give somebody $20 and they come back with a thirty rack of beer.

by Buckles McGee December 9, 2008

Thirty Late

Generally someone who's age is in their late thirties. Also useful when you are approaching the age of 40, and you don't really want to admit you are right up against the big 4-0, you instead say "thirty late" because it could mean you are 37, instead of 39½.

That girl I went to school with is thirty late, she should know better than to be fooling around with a douchebag loser like that Rick guy.

by ChimneySweepGreg December 30, 2010

third thumb

Penis, cock, dick, willy.

I love my third thumb.

My third thumb is thick.

by Absabsabs January 15, 2014

thirsty firstie

A first year in college eager for things.

Alan Liu is such a thirsty firstie.

by knle March 15, 2017