taintball

the official name for a ping pong ball shot out of a strippers snatch

The third taintball Sparkle rocketed out of her vagina landed right in Kyle's drink.

by thepretender1015 June 22, 2012

Taint it

The act of placing drugs, alcohol, tobacco, or any other substance it ones taint region with the intent to conceal it from others.

Jerry: how am I gonna get this weed through security.

Seuss: just taint it

LaDarius: you have to hide your flask before you go in the game

Chase: that's right, I'll just taint it.

by PigBat July 20, 2013

taint waffle

A term usaliy used to insult some one about their saggy vaginia.

You fucking taint waffle!

by The1qwert November 22, 2013

Taint cradle

A pair of women's panties that are made mostly of shear, stringy material.

"Hey my girlfriend just bought a new taint cradle from Victorias Secret." -Mate#1

"A what?" -Mate#2

by God stop the apocalypse August 7, 2014

Taint

Medical term for the perineal area.

I have a rash on my taint.

by Hug’n February 11, 2021

flavourful taint

When someone who hasn’t showered in a while has a super sweaty, smelly taint

Luke hasn’t showered since his 3am circle K shit and his taint smells bad
“Luke has such a flavourful taint”

by MasterOfTaints May 9, 2023

nibbling my taint

The act of driving in one's blind spot for an extended period of time.

Yikes! I almost got in a wreck from that guy nibbling my taint.

Be careful passing, she's totally nibbling your taint.

by oxgirl February 2, 2010