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A Man-woman. Long legs that can sparatically disperse a small amount of fluid from the toes. A fungi. When separated (theresa tony) nobody wants to hang out with them. One is stupid and thinks he is funny (theresa, ya he) and the other sits and plays with himself. (tony)

When rubbed together create a glue-like substance that contains mint strips. So cassie's can lick it and feel clean.

Never a good character in a story. Will likely stab there friends in the back..or the chest, cuz they dont care if you can see them do it.

If you go fishing with half of a theresatony, you'll probably either get your fish stolen because once caught, half of the theresatony will probably jump in and bite the fish off your hook and say they caught it; or the other half of a theresatony will just push you in because they think its funny.

theresatony
Person: Why are you wet?

Person the person asked: Because of theresatony.

Person: Why are your hands creamy?

Person the person asked: I was massaging a theresatony and cum came out it's toes?
by cbone_40;) February 20, 2009
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therealsonichog

The real sonic hog is a myth in a youtube user's mind of somebody who says anything degrading for his/her own pleasure.
Youtube user b3d thinks of himself as a god when reading what he thinks TherealSonicHog says. Fact is TherealSonicHog
thinks of his so-called friends as idiots and are only to serve him and hear his lies while he secretly hates them.
by AwesomeM12 January 19, 2008
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TheRedA

A wicked programmer and a really good friend who teh Moosh loves to bits. =3
Teh Moosh is of teh loving TheRedA.
by Moosh January 4, 2004
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Theresa

That bitch that works at snapchat and acts like she’s sorry about not giving you your streak back but really she doesn’t give a fuck and she eats the dreams of little children for breakfast.
oh my god theresa is over with her bullshit again and emailing me apologizing for losing my streak i’m gonna kermit
by dolliyaah July 26, 2019
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Theresa

Omg she's so chaotic!

Haha I see she must be "Theresa"
by anonymous November 28, 2021
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mother theresa

Cassie is being such a mother theresa today.
by elrey2010 October 6, 2009
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Theresa

Gorgeous, smart, funny and of course, super friendly. One thing you must remember is to never hurt a Theresa in any way, shape or form. Once you do, they'll eventually forgive you, but they will NEVER forget what you did, not just to her, but also her friends. Theresa's friendliness has also earned her quite the popularity so if you see her somewhere, someone else might recognize her too! She also LOVES people who are passionate about their hobbies so if you ever meet a Theresa, don't hesitate to talk about what you love to do most! Did I mention how absolutely amazing she is? Not just her curves, looks or eyes, but her personality? She has the ability to cheer someone up no matter how bad their day is and in fact, just seeing her smile will brighten up your day and motivate you to keep going, she's that amazing. She also loves to help people BUT that kindness comes at a cost, she doesn't hide how tired she is. She would do so much to help lift someone else's burden but doesn't care how exhausted she is as long as the other person is satisfied, and that hurts. Sometimes you'd desperately wish that you're there to help her, to let her know that there are people are care about her, to let her know what she's not alone and will never be. So, if you ever meet a Theresa, NEVER let her go, NEVER hurt her, ALWAYS be there for her and make the BEST MEMORIES with her because if you lose her one day, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Love your Theresa with all your heart!
Theresa is just the greatest friend you'll ever have
by Roland 7E October 11, 2022
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