Yolk

A word to used to adequately describe how furry a mega/meta-furry truly is

I fucked yolk's mom

by oushdofuhwuehfiuwhefw4rergdf23 December 16, 2020

Yolking

The act of making an elaborate joke,

Bro I really did fuck your mom I was yolking before.

by pp McGoongie June 30, 2022

no yolk

When there's no yolk in the egg. No joke.

Guy 1: How many eggs do we have for pancakes?
Guy 2: 5 but they have no yolk
Guy 1: No yolk?

by Lurben January 26, 2018

Whippin his yolks

Jerking off for hours at a time

"Where's Andrew? I haven't seen him for hours?"

"Oh must be off whippin his yolks"

by Rainbow chip clip September 12, 2015

yolked

the action of gaining some you hate trust and putting shelled, whole, hard-boiled eggs hidden all around their house in the hope that they will spoil and make the house smell ransid. Then gaslighting them into thinking the smell is all in their head and prompting kicking out the friend group.

yo did you guys hear that corrines house was yolked last night?

by corrine hate club February 5, 2022

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020

Slurp my Yolk

1. When your thirsty and cum is the only option.

2. When you participate in an egg fetish

1. I’m going to the break room to slurp my yolk.

2. Dude, I’m about to go slurp my yolk, I’ll talk to you later.

by Globert August 10, 2021