Turnip Switcheroo

The action of swapping something valuable with a Turnip, Such as the blue diamond, in order to trick someone.

A ha, the old turnip switcheroo!

by Kyuorsomethinidk June 27, 2025

pink turnips

Fake or plastic boobs

I love to eat pink turnips

by Getbigpussy April 16, 2011

Turnip

Can also refer to an American gem of a gal

Ooo she's a bit of a Turnip

by Aubergine Orangutan July 12, 2021

Turnip

Turnip is used when a group of girls's get pissed drunk in a school bathroom. Comenly in barhaven

You wanna go turnip with some girls @ Ldh?

by Chad101 February 25, 2014

Turnip

A particular caste of social media addict that strives for attention from under age minors. Their posts are non sensical at best and desperate at worst.

Very high usage of poverty and racism shouts too.

That Craig Houlden is a right turnip

Laurie King of the Turnips

Zane like Mane….Turnip nonce

by LFC Victoria November 23, 2021

Turnip hexagon

Someone who is a real Scout Boom Boom

Nicola is a real Turnip Hexagon

by Bowagek February 4, 2021

Electric Turnip

Euphemism for a 'personal massager' or vibrator. So named for its shape.

Not having found Mister Right at the bar, she returned home and took up her electric turnip.

by Perfesser_Bear July 16, 2016