mirth rocket

Another word for the male genitalia, penis, cock, or shlong. Refereeing specifically to the penis when fully erect. The phrase comes from the word “mirth”, meaning happiness, joy or pleasure, when also combined with “rocket”. Mirth rocket directly translates to “pleasure rocket” which can be interpreted as a slang word for the erect penis.
Hey baby, you want to get some dong bags and hop on the ole mirth rocket.
by skitty April 25, 2008
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Stomp Rocket

A means of delivering a baby via a hefty stomp on the stomach. This results in the infant being propelled from the womb, much resembling a bloody rocket.
Upon hearing news of impregnating his Ukrainian hooker, Scott stomp rocketed the unborn fetus across the room.
by chris "the catcher" August 11, 2008
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dog rocket

A term used by cigar connoisseurs to describe a sub par cigar.
Care for a Thompson? You really excpect me to smoke that dog rocket!?!? You'd best bust out with a Macanudo!!
by Abriel August 29, 2006
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pus rocket

Naval slang for a hot dog, probably because biting into one causes it to pop and squirt liquid.
I need some mustard on my pus rocket.
by fugitive September 29, 2004
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rex rocket

Doing a run and jump, landing dick first into vagina

A classic move performed by pornstar and legend, Rex Erection

Is usually shouted as performing it
REX ROCKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ItsEctoplasm January 20, 2016
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Tamp rocket

When you have a tampon in and you’re doing an activity that requires intense physical exertion of the body, specifically from the abdomen and/or legs, that makes it feel like your tampon is going to shoot out like a rocket.
Dude I can’t go to the gym today, I’m gonna totally blow out a tamp rocket.

“Bro, Stacy blew out a colossal tamp rocket during her swim meet last night.”
“What was she doing?”
“The breaststroke.”
“Damn.”
by BIGCHUNGUS42069 January 17, 2019
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garden rocket

The act of inserting a trowel handle into one's anus while masturbating with the other hand.
I was wanking in the garden and couldn't get off, good old garden rocket got me there.
by Elliot Hope August 12, 2010
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