Portuguese Porcupine

The act of smearing fresh feces on a partner's back, followed by performing acupuncture. The needles, combined with the smeared feces, leave the recipient resembling a porcupine.

The term supposedly originates from the large Chinese community in Portugal, blending cultural elements of traditional Chinese acupuncture with a strange and questionable twist.
After trying the Portuguese Porcupine, Taylor said it was the most invigorating experience of her life—who knew ancient traditions could feel so cutting-edge?
by CP2_King19 January 16, 2025
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porcupine complex

A insecurity complex that manifests itself as arrogance, abrasive, cocky and pompous behavior.
I honestly believe that he acts so abrasivly arrogant in order to compensate for how short he is. Everyone knows a man who is so insecure about his height or himself in general comes across that way. For sure, this guy has a porcupine complex by using his harsh, pompous and cocky characteristics as his shield of armor.
by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen February 05, 2018
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porcupine complex

A insecurity complex that manifests itself as arrogance and pompous behavior.
I honestly believe that he acts so abrasivly arrogant in order to compensate for how short he is. Everyone knows a man who is so insecure about his height or himself in general comes across that way. For sure, this guy has a porcupine complex by using his harsh, pompous and cocky characteristics as his shield of armor.
by A Frayed Knot by EdgyZen February 05, 2018
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Cuban porcupine dance

The act of sexual intercourse between a man and a fish (specifically a catfish)
You took a while fishing honey, what’d you do? The Cuban porcupine dance?
by Ldogsings May 10, 2025
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soggy porcupine

Rubbing one's not-so-freshly shaved genitalia against another person's not not-so-freshly shaved genitalia to completion.
Dude my BF didn't wax last night, so we just had a soggy porcupine and left work.
by The debacle in the valley January 24, 2024
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swallowed a porcupine

to suck the dick and balls of a extreme harry dick. often involves gagging on the dick and balls at once / aka deep throat.
danielle swallowed a porcupine of a big black guy last night in the room next to mine, i heard here gagging and coughing while he was moaning.
by tommytigger December 02, 2011
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