As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

That Letitia is wrong

You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

by Davidwasnthere November 18, 2021

Shitting a porcupine

This means having a painfully difficult and laborious day that feels stressful, tedious or like it will never end.

First used during Google hangout banter on August 16, 2020

Today is like shitting a porcupine (meaning it's tediously slow, challenging, painful, laborious or difficult)

I'm shitting a porcupine (meaning having really tough day getting through everything)

Question: How's it going?; Answer: Shitting a porcupine mate

by DJ Furballz August 24, 2020

Porcupine pussy

If the amount of dicks a girl has had inside were to stick out of her pussy to form a porcupine

Boy 1: Petra is such a blessing.

Boy 2: Hell no, she has a porcupine pussy bro. Every guy in a 100 mile radius has slept with her.

by stonerbobalice July 6, 2016

porcupine

When you have as many dicks sticking out of you as you had inside you

Dude, did you hear that Abby fucked another dude?
Yeah she's such a porcupine

by XratedJerry January 31, 2021

Porcupine

A hot girl who gets upset very easily therefore making it difficult to get along and express your love for each other.

After my girl and I started living together, we started arguing all the time and then I realized I had fallen in love with a porcupine

by chachi taco time March 26, 2023

Inverted Porcupine

When someone has more dicks inside of them then outside of them.

"Man, Pierre is so gay he's like an inverted porcupine; he's got more dicks inside than outside!"

by Yer mommer n' 'em July 17, 2025

Cuban porcupine dance

The act of sexual intercourse between a man and a fish (specifically a catfish)

You took a while fishing honey, what’d you do? The Cuban porcupine dance?

by Ldogsings May 10, 2025