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flesh mitts

Another word for your hands. Because they're basically mittens made out of flesh.
by john_caaarl March 18, 2016
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slop mitt

A very hairy opened up like a cave overused probably from barnyard animals smelly nasty looking vagina.
Christine Silver.... face is grotesque and her slop mitt is even worse,watch out you could lose a small city in there.Dont go in without a hazmat suit on.LOL
by SPY PLANE PILOT ESQUIRE January 19, 2010
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pink mitt

Having your mitts (hands) in some gals pussy. Sort of another thought to fisting, only a lot funnier.
I met this wild girl last night and before I knew it, I was wearing pink mitts! Crazy I tell you...
by Pinkmitter August 29, 2007
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Catcher's Mitt

The act of having the doggy poop bag, gloved, in hand, situated right underneath the dog's hindquarters as the dog poos; capturing every last piece of canine defaction.
Looks like Smokey's about to poop - I got it - CATCHER'S MITT!
by Sandy Riverside September 18, 2011
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Big Mitts

Rough looking hands. Originated in reference to baseball catchers mitts and how they end up looking unkempt and dirty after being used over time during various games.
Person 1 : Yo did you see Lashelle's wedding ring on instagram?
Person 2: No I was too distracted by her big mitts to even notice.

Person 1: Dang you wrong for that!
by howwedoit January 20, 2015
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Tits to the mitts

A phrase that puts greater emphasis on the word "tits" when it is used to mean "great" or "awesome". The reasoning being if tits are synonymous with something great, then tits in your hands (mitts being a euphemism for hands) would be greater still. A first cousin of the phrase "balls to the wall".
You have to come over and check out this new game. It's tits to the mitts.
by chillablack June 28, 2010
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Shit-mitt

A hand thats been up someones arse.Sometimes covered with fecal matter. Hence, the name shit-mitt.
Yo i gave Daves mom a fist in the ass. She gave me a serious shit-mitt.
by Bobby Cumbucket May 21, 2006
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