Jeff Method

When a girl shows interest in you, and instead of responding you simply ignore her, and leave for another continent.

This girl I wasn't into was all over me, so I just used the Jeff Method and up and left for Europe.

by Laleph May 16, 2010

book method

The method in which a male strategically places a textbook, workbook, or notebook in front of the crotch or pelvic region to cover an embarrasing erection or boner. Mostly used in between classes while walking in the hallways.

Mike: Chemistry was so boring man, all i thought about was fuckin' bitches.

Joe: shit dude did u get a boner?

Mike: yea, i had to use the book method after class.

by _bLinkme July 19, 2007

penny method

Form of birth control in which it is okay to have sex as long as the woman squeezes a penny between her knees.

My parents used the penny method, I have thirteen brothers and sisters.

by ThunderMummy November 11, 2005

Hammer Method

The Hammer Method ~ A joking method of fixing a electrical applience by hitting it with a hammer.

"Damn it, my TV isn't workign again!"
"Have you tried the Hammer Method?"

by Kmeelain September 14, 2009

Beecher Method

Owning a dude by biting or cutting his penis while pretending to perform fellatio on him. The Beecher Method is useful for defending onself in an abusive situation. This was made popular by the HBO series OZ when regular but crazy inmate Beecher bit Robson's penis when he was sexually assaulted in his cell.

1.I think Rihanna should've made up with Chris Brown after the fight, then used the Beecher Method.
2. Driver 1:(Honking car horn) Drive slower, Dickhead!
Driver 2: Blow Me!
Driver 1: C'mon over, bitch! I'll give you the Beecher Method!

by darkest_light October 13, 2009

standup method

When pulling out didn't work and you're not using birth control. So you have to standup and jump.

Oops Jess I was caught up in the moment. Hurry, get up. We're using the Standup Method!

by eddie boom December 13, 2013

The Elevator Method

This sexual position is guaranteed to be a sensational climax. Hold the girl up to the wall while holding her up with your hands placed under her thighs. Then just go full primal instincts and beat that shit up. When you feel tired and need a break bring her up to level 69, raise her up while keeping her against the wall and perform oral. Then bring her back down to pound town. Repeat as you wish. Bonus points while performing this in an actual elevator.

Dude me and Cindy tried The Elevator Method and she squirted on me like a pressure washer.

by Dildo_Swagginzz April 26, 2019