Joey

Joey can be nice to only girls, that have a nice body or that are “badass”. When you first meet him and if your a girl, he can seem like the best person ever. But when you get to know he’s very inappropriate and “interesting”. He’s kind of tall and not ugly but totally not cute. He’s. A. Player.

Joey 1st day: omg hi you look so pretty and nice, let’s talk.

Girl in her head: omg he seems so nice!

1 week later Joey: ay we should f***

Girl: ummmm

2-3 weeks later Joey: I’m done with you

Girl:why?

Joey: cause I’m going for a new hoe

by Like how bruh December 08, 2019

joey

a scene mexican who enjoys eating burritos in private and has a fetish for mowing lawns

"your maid is such a joey"
"dont talk to him, he's a joey"
"you better slow down on the burritos there buddy, you might turn into a joey"

by Joey's boyfriend December 20, 2006

Joey

The guy you blame everything on

Person 1: "My mom died from a heart attack today.."
Person 2: "DAMNIT JOEY!"

by DOOOOOD1337420blazeit October 06, 2015

Joey

Guy with a extremely small penis

That guy is a joey

by Heehaw.com April 16, 2018

Joey

A joey is a horrible guy who is very selfish and doesnt care about anyone else. He lies about everything he says and likes upsetting other pl so it makes him feel betger about himself. He will play you and right after will ask out a ton of girls in 1 week. He will not treet you right and he loves swearing at you coz he is a very horrible guy

I hate joey so much.. hes such a f*cking c*nt.... he doesnt know how to treat anyone right

by luluxx January 08, 2019

Joeying

joeying (verb) : the process by which alcohol is excessively consumed to induce a state of intoxication

Bro 1: Dude, do you wanna smoke tonight?
Bro 2: Nah, I prefer to fuck my life up joeying!

by cosbylover69 September 14, 2020

Joey

Joey is an amazing friend, he is really funny and cool. at times, he can be grumpy/depressed but that will go away pretty easily. he is a caring person and your one of the luckiest people if you have him as a friend. he is a very independent person, he has okay taste in girls, but not too bad. he is awesome when it comes to cheering people up. he doesn't give up too easily. he is pretty crazy, some people might call him a redneck. Joey is a kind guy that is caring and really funny. your lucky if you have him as a friend

shut the hell up! don't talk to joey like that

by ima._.whoosh December 19, 2018