Conversation Jacker

Almost immediately after beginning to tell a story, you are interrupted by someone who begins to tell their own story of how the same thing happened to them. The interrupter continues to talk about themselves, and they never ask you about your story as if it never happened.

"I began to tell Stephanie how I almost got into an accident today, but she started telling me how she almost got into an accident as soon as I started my story!Then she just kept talking about all the accidents she almost got into in her life and never asked me about my accident. She's such a conversation Jacker."

by Dre7179 January 8, 2015

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Carlos the Jacker

Carlos the Jacker is a renowned European terrorist who jacks off on his victims or their stuff.

The Archduke of Lichtenstein knew he had been a victim of Carlos the Jacker when he found suspicious jizz on his stemware, and on his corgis "Steffi" and "von Brucellosis".

"Damn you, Carlos!" he cried out, shaking his tiny fist.

by scodder April 30, 2010

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swagger jacker

someone who cops other people's shit from clothing to style but especially music.

Alex.dill is a muthfuckin swagger jacker.

by lasd December 13, 2008

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Sight Jacker

Noun, program used to detect aimbotters in halo pc. SJing someone was a common term of the bot infestation that happened durring patches 1.06 and 1.07. n00bs would often insist that they had sight jacked a player. the alleged aimbotter would then be kicked/ banned by server admin, typically the player was innocent.

sight jacker halo pc:

n00b: xXyuNtOcHabLE is botting I SJd him ban his ass!
xXyuNtOcHabLE : yeah right that kids just a n00b and im pwning him!
xXyuNtOcHabLE quit
Admin: botter has been kicked
n00b:hahaha lmfao i was jk im the real botter
n00b quit

by architype X November 29, 2011

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