David is a great friend, and is very kind towards others. He is a hard worker, and will give all of his strength to achieve any given goal. David is surrounded by many caring people, who would do almost anything for him. Although he is lost in life, and is unsure what he will do with his future, What is most important to David is family, friends, and love. One thing you’ll get to know quickly about David is that he knows how to party!
by adtron January 30, 2019
Get the Davidmug. Also can have dark blonde hair and gorgeous blue eyes and are fucking awesome at sex and can be dangerous so don't fuck with them
david
by skeeter0000 January 3, 2014
Get the davidmug. Not always cute, well-dressed, or socially comfortable, but he's popular in his own circles. He lets his hair grow shaggy until he cuts it every two-ish years. On the rare occasion that he has a girlfriend, he dates her for a long time and is a lil bit cringey around her but at least he actually likes her. A little bit on the chubby side, slouching doesn't make things better, but he still does it. If his friends are gone, he has nothing to do so he'll pull out his phone and stand around because he's not very adventurous. Sets a very low bar for his girlfriends, but is loyal and will date them for at least two years.
"did you know David's actually popular at his school?"
"David, somebody messed with your jacket"
"ew did you see David today"
"David, somebody messed with your jacket"
"ew did you see David today"
by skooshpoodle May 8, 2019
Get the Davidmug. A David is a person of low intellect only slightly more intelligent than a brun. David is derived from the mediaeval word day-div. It was used to describe the dumbasses in mediaeval England as they were only permitted out by day. there's a Welsh pronunciation of the word which is pronounced Daffyd. David's believe that alcohol can cure all ailments known to man and some unknown ones. Their favourite food is Turkey dripping which is made buy distilling sweat from Bernard Matthews asscrack. if you come across a David on a extremely hot day it is wise to keep your distance as they are known to spontaneously combust as they are 99.9% alcohol .1% potash
by Catweazle 0.1 May 15, 2019
Get the Davidmug. by Ivy And Mia April 18, 2021
Get the Davidmug. 
david is the worst person you could ever meet. 1 centimeter dick , ugly ass face and is a fat goliath.
hes a fat bald crumpled dickhole, hes a genuine fucking ape. I’m tired of his shit!!! I’m ripping out his fucking grandmas pubes bitch!! him and his fucking O’rileys auto parts hair cut! he got that shit and a fucking Apple bees headass built bastard, twat. he built like fucking Humpty Dumpty with his ugly deepfried looking ass. his ass was made in a qualdron by a dyislexic whitch that were raised by fucking cave men!!!! degenerate, he looks like the type of guy to ask for a burger at a lemonade stand!!!!!!!!!!
hes a fat bald crumpled dickhole, hes a genuine fucking ape. I’m tired of his shit!!! I’m ripping out his fucking grandmas pubes bitch!! him and his fucking O’rileys auto parts hair cut! he got that shit and a fucking Apple bees headass built bastard, twat. he built like fucking Humpty Dumpty with his ugly deepfried looking ass. his ass was made in a qualdron by a dyislexic whitch that were raised by fucking cave men!!!! degenerate, he looks like the type of guy to ask for a burger at a lemonade stand!!!!!!!!!!
by Julialovesaboogie April 23, 2022
Get the davidmug.