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Congress Crud

Sickness that you get after or during the all American quarter horse congress
I got the congress crud the first day of congress.
by BIG Mannnnn October 15, 2021
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Crud

by CrudMaster69 January 14, 2022
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crud on a stick

a phrase to express anger and/or disappointment that is so great that it is beyond words
someone: it’s 2020
me: crud on a stick
by anonymous November 29, 2020
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Crud

What grace,lily and daisy are
What a crud
by Penisboi69 February 5, 2019
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crotch crud

the stuff you find in between your legs and crotch as well as in your foreskin. commonly found in shades of blue.
Jesus Christ! why the fuck did Jeremy start talking about his crotch crud and that he hasn't showered in 4 days!?
by SeriousSkippy August 6, 2021
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Crud Fingers

The smell of shit that can smell particularly strong from sniffing around the fingernails of someone who refuses to wash his/her hands after wiping his/her ass. This is usually due to toilet paper ripping or scrunching up, leaving the fingers exposed to warm shite still stuck in the anus after laying a brick.

Quite often, having longer nails will be more prone to have Crud Fingers as there is more room for feces to get trapped and smell like a grimy toilet bowl but the deciding factor really is washing your hands after dropping a turd.
Person 1: Dude, have you smelt that stench coming from that guys hands?
Person 2: Yeah! I heard he doesn't wipe. He must have Crud Fingers big time!
by CrudFingers April 24, 2018
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crud

the white stuff that collects in the folds of your genitals
i have to check for crud before my dick appointment
by ratgrrl6 July 26, 2021
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