Probably the sickest dog in the world, the literal definition of swag, known to have the largest recorded penis in the animal kingdom. Michael Jordan once said, "man not even I cam jump that high". Caleb has been known to sesh the hardest and has been spotted vortexing all the beers in the world, a man who has been blessed with this name will no doubt slay bitches.
"Omg, there goes Caleb huge cock, beer sinking, sick cunt, probably on his way to have sex or something cool like sex".
'' I wish I could be that guy Caleb, how does he even walk with a hog that slanging. It hit me in the face earlier and I was concussed".
"Holy fuck, is that sweat or squirt Caleb, speaking of, your under arrest for sleeping with every chick in the world. Just wait here while we get a crane to escort you and your monster cock to an extra staunch jail cell made out of kryptonite. Yes Caleb, we had to move every prisoner to a different prison to fit you and your shoulders, now please step into this ultra wide semi trailer and we will sort the rest".
'' I wish I could be that guy Caleb, how does he even walk with a hog that slanging. It hit me in the face earlier and I was concussed".
"Holy fuck, is that sweat or squirt Caleb, speaking of, your under arrest for sleeping with every chick in the world. Just wait here while we get a crane to escort you and your monster cock to an extra staunch jail cell made out of kryptonite. Yes Caleb, we had to move every prisoner to a different prison to fit you and your shoulders, now please step into this ultra wide semi trailer and we will sort the rest".
by poopoochoochoo November 30, 2021
Calebs are the sexiest Bitches ever!!! All the other guys wish ther were like him. Calebs have brown hair and sexy, blue eyes. All girls wish they could suck his sweet dick.
by Somerandomguy October 25, 2018
He is a skater who loves his friends and fortnite he has anger issues but is cool be careful he steals your food
Caleb is the best
by Lagoonablue16 September 26, 2018
Caleb: I like that girl over there!
Blaine:She looks like she got crunchy peanut butter all over her face!
Caleb: I'm allergic to peanuts tho!!
Blaine: Well looks like your dick is gonna get swollen
3 hours later...
Caleb as Died Of peanut allergie
Blaine:She looks like she got crunchy peanut butter all over her face!
Caleb: I'm allergic to peanuts tho!!
Blaine: Well looks like your dick is gonna get swollen
3 hours later...
Caleb as Died Of peanut allergie
by Caleb is a QUEER May 13, 2019
pretty nice dude, can beat anyone in a rollerblading race. looks like a Mexican but isn’t. has abs like a Jordan, but different. has a crush on this dude ************** but isn’t gay. surprises you with what he says, is funny and pretty nice to be around but has terrible taste in clothing. nice guy nonetheless.
by zobo04 August 20, 2019
A very loving person. They will do anything to make you smile. If they ever see you feeling down they will immediately cheer you up. He loves to hug other people, and will always be there to lend you a hand. Even know their emotions sometimes over powers he will still be nice to you. He loves to draw and daze off, but he will still be paying attention to what you say.
by {*Stars*} May 22, 2019
Calebs are funny and usually like extreme sports. Skateboarding most of the time. Any free time they have is usually spent with video games, hanging with a friend down the street, or visiting or calling his girl. Calebs have a hardcore side and a sweet, sensitive, and sexy side. If you find a Caleb, set up a "competition." Play hard to get. it makes him like you even more. If you find a way to be on both of his sides, there will be a spark of hopew that you could be his guy! If you become really involved with both of his sides, youll start to see a future with him So if you get any kind of chance to be with a Caleb, stick to him. Hes the one!
Caleb: Hey! Whatcha doin tonight?
Girl: Goin out with some friends to laser tag why are you asking?
Caleb: Oh! My schedule just opened up! Do you mind?
Girl: Um, yes! I think it wont be safe for you to be there because there is gonna fierce battling.
Caleb: Nevermind. Wait! Are you open Saturday night?
Girl: Nope I have date for Saturday.
Caleb: Ooooohhh. RAWR!
Girl: Goin out with some friends to laser tag why are you asking?
Caleb: Oh! My schedule just opened up! Do you mind?
Girl: Um, yes! I think it wont be safe for you to be there because there is gonna fierce battling.
Caleb: Nevermind. Wait! Are you open Saturday night?
Girl: Nope I have date for Saturday.
Caleb: Ooooohhh. RAWR!
by screwyoubellaedwardismine August 13, 2011