Buckle bake

A human face with ecstasy in the bloodstream.

Show us your best buckle bake.

by clarkekentyboy May 13, 2009

Uncle Buckle

When your uncle asks you to show him where the restroom is at a family gathering, drags you in there with him and bathes you in his hot spunk after lifting you onto the counter and making you shit in his mouth while he smacks his own ears repeatedly

Kid 1: Man a The family reunion uncle Johnny asked where the bathroom was and gave me the good old uncle buckle
Kid 2: Man he did the same thing to me last year
Kid 3:I WISH I COULD GET THE UNCLE BUCKLE
kid 1: Too bad loser

by Big Daddy Waddy April 12, 2022

Buckle Jeans

Jeans with contrasting, light colored, stitching and a bedazzled butt. Often worn by douchebags and fans of MMA and Nickleback. Often paired with an Affliction T-shirt and frosted hair.

that guy is a douchebag. I bet he wears buckle jeans.

by Bware360 February 22, 2020

jew buckle

A penny pinching flobert

That man is such a Jew buckle

by Complexly unlucky December 31, 2013

ho buckle

The reverse tramp stamp. A tattoo on a girl's lower abdomen.

"Dude, she had a tattoo on her lower stomach. Imagine a tramp stamp but on the front."
"Oh, you mean a ho buckle?"
"Did you just make that up?"
"Yea, isn't it genius?"

by mazikthealchemist March 19, 2014

Buckle-tuck

When one has a unexpected erection and is forced to walk into public and hide the erection in his waistband.

Tom woke up with a boner with a knock at the door so he performed the faithful buckle-tuck to stealth fully have a normal conversation with a raging hard-on.

by Buckle-Tuck December 24, 2014

Swash-Buckling

The act of consuming ones own semen through the mouth of ones intimate partner, typically after oral sex.

Person 1: Yo, did you hear about that guy Swash-Buckling his own cum from his gf's mouth?

Person 2: Yeah, that guy is such a Swash-Buckler
Swash-Buckler: I LOVE THE TASTE OF MY OWN CUM

by EpicGames201 October 19, 2022