A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Four By Four Blended Family Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

blended mudslide

After rigorous anal sex and a happy ending with a partner who has loose stools, results in a blended mudslide running down their leg.

Derek wasn’t feeling well, but was still willing to have sex, and we ended up making a blended mudslide down his leg.

by Dirty Jeff’s Friend August 18, 2018

Blend-in M' Grin

Brendan who has shat his paints on andy who needs to put my phisics book BACK IN MY BACKPAAAACK!!!

A-rack dacks fish-shack a wiggedy bang...
shack dag-a-dang shag a riggedy BAAANG.

by suck p33n December 12, 2004

Blend

The name of a sexy person, who has a great body, looks amazing and is amazing in bed. Not only does he look perfect but he is also a great person, with a big heart who understand women. If you know a Blend, keep him and make sure to never lose him.

Blend is sexy.

by Fakir Moa March 19, 2019

Gold Blend

A pub toilet bowl which has been used frequently on a Saturday night but remained unflushed.

"Dang Cleetus "- That there crapper has been pissed in so much it's steeped more than a week old teabag"
"Sure would make a mighty fine cup of Gold Blend, Billy Bob"

by Bogwhoppit October 5, 2016

House Blend

A mix of all of the miscellaneous fluids and solids left after an orgy.

Carl passed out early and was left to deal with the house blend in the morning.

by Potato Crunch May 20, 2018

Blend The Package

When you are upside down and put your package in a blender over your partner

I couldn’t finish so I just decided to Blend The Package

by Hashimo July 1, 2024