Astro buddie

Instead of soul mates they are actually astro buddies because their love and connection goes through space and different countries
When two people are so close they experience the same thing when they are apart.

Eg: when person 1 is over seas away from person two and they get gastro at the same time.

Or when they constantly say the same thing at the same time.
Hey astro buddie.
by Italian plumbob May 29, 2014
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Astro vacuum

In space, a creampie would technically not drip out like on earth. The partner would have to suck the nut out of her vagina, hence the astro vacuum.
Yeah man no gravity so I had to astro vacuum her, shit was whack.
by Teachmehowtodougie December 30, 2018
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Astro-Dramastical

She didn't pay her taxes and now they've confiscated all of her shoes and repo-ed her implants....it was Astro-Dramastical.
by LaSpillway May 05, 2010
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Astro monkey

That fucking Astro monkey.
by Liv3vil69 February 03, 2021
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Astro Butt

When you have a case of a sweaty itchy chaffing bottom that is out of this world.
Its 100 degrees out and im wearing wool pants, dude ive got a sick case of astro butt.
by derpppp9999 June 30, 2011
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astro boofing

The act of self administering one’s drug of choice by covering it in Astro gel, working it into a paste and then inserting anally
Bro, David is so high right now. Is he Astro boofing all our molly?
by Nugchugger July 07, 2022
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Astro-Ducky

A grouping duo lil mama jamma between to epic friends. Epicack. Epicok. Episode. and more. Come see us when we play in Utica. Just search yourself. feel whats in there, and out there. It's infinite. The duck prevails. Come see thrills, chills, spills, screams, criez, laughs, historical fiction, historical truthies. Aliens. All of these things

From Crusha with love,
Burtus and Wadley
Dude Elon Rusk wishes he could have this bone proof 100 proof bone. Thats beef.

No, thats Astro-Ducky.
by Blart White mall bop January 22, 2022
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