her's were taped up and out of the way

A chick that becomes {rude} and nasty for no reason to another chick. Unexpected behavior from a formerly decent female.

Against her natural nature she drops them down {balls} after being prodded by another meaner and nastier chick. I guess her's were taped up and out of the way!

by madderenell August 24, 2009

Tapping the GayTM

The concept of drawing donations from an oppressed minority by promising them their rights but not delivering them, all the while asking for ever more money. Named for Pres. Barack Obama's vaporware promises to the gay community during his Election Campaign.

"We have to stop giving money to this car salesman of a president or he'll just keep tapping the GayTM."

by CPL. JX December 23, 2009

Tapping the Stache

When a man with a mustache gets mouth-fucked or deep-throated.

"Those assholes took all my beer and then mouth-fucked me! In my mouth while I have a mustache! Also known as 'tapping the stache!'"

by Free Muffins August 28, 2009

Tapping the Keg

The act of having sex with a woman who's breasts have the ability to lactate, or produce milk.

I sure liked tapping the keg, there is nothing better than having sex and drinking breast milk

by kokakolakid May 12, 2006

Tapping The Trout

Vulgar euphemism for female masturbation.

"I took a long hot bath and tapped the trout last night."

by Robert T. Nash May 7, 2004

Tape The Bat

to masturbate

dude yesterday ur sister came by and i got a boner. i had to tape the bat when she left. sorry.

by carpetrug September 28, 2008

tapped by the Captain

Definition: ready to head to the bathroom to drop a dookey, pinch a loaf, take a dump, see an indian about a horse. Ready to POOP!

Beckground: From the Ticket's (KTCK 1310 - Dallas) superhero, Captain Doo Doo, who fights crime in a different way. He saved the world from an asteroid.

Man, I went to that Super Buffet. Durin' my second plate, I got tapped by the captain. Almost didn't make it either!

by Leif June 10, 2006