national nookie day

On national nookie day you post your favorite nookie.

happy national nookie day to my nook dana

by lawn clipper 3000 June 22, 2022

Nookie

A nookie is a penis or a vagina it varies who you are talking about.

Who’s is nookie is in the mic
-ZayZay

by Tyler is strong December 31, 2022

Nookie

That delicious mafuckin' boypussy

I was sucking my femboy sex slave the other day and demanded they give me that Nookie

by Bussy.Gov February 4, 2023

Nookie Knocker

Slang for a penis.

I wore out my Nookie Knocker last night.

by Drewdad71 July 23, 2020

Spooky Nooky

Sex with someone that freaks you out during it

He was really weird in bed, I didn't like it at all, it was spooky nooky

by TylaLauren September 3, 2015

Nookie-wookiee

A sex-obsessed person, especially a guy

The nookie-wookiee forgets to put away his pornography when class starts.

by Ninja Clan Lord June 5, 2015

Nookie

Short for nuclear dookie. A shit so bad it causes people around it to take poison damage

Friend 1: I just took a huge nookie
Friend 2: I don’t believe you *goes into bathroom*
Friend 2: *dies from smelling the nookie*

by Shittersupreme April 23, 2025