Malting

The action of using ground malt and one's semen as a base for a silicone like substance then wrapping it around their penis and making a mold of it. This person then uses this mold as a dildo.

PERSON 1: What is that thing on your dresser?
PERSON 2: A bucket of ground malt I use for Malting
PERSON 1: What

by LazyPanda1738 January 30, 2025

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Dirty Malte

A sexual fetish where those bleeding from the anus experience a heightened orgasm while receiving anal sex and watching videos of Greta Thunberg’s climate change speech at the UN.

Woman - Babe my ass is bleeding… can you give me a Dirty Malte?

Man - I’d love to give you a Dirty Malte babe!

by Straya11 February 7, 2025

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A cute German who has blonde hair. He's very calm and he rarely cusses but when he does he sounds fucking hot. He's a very loyal friend and the guy is incredibly lovable and always tries to make everyone feel good.

He has a wicked sense of humor and a very deep and pleasant laugh. Sometimes he laughs at his jokes a little too much but he's still kinda cute.

If you have a Malte in your life you better take care of them. They're one of the best things that you can get in life for free.

Person 1: Did you hear from Malte?
Person 2: Malte? That blonde German?

by penname12345 November 22, 2021

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Malte ist ein dummer spast lol

Malte ist immernoch ein dummer spast lol

by Abdiii007 November 23, 2021

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Malte is one of the most underrated names. He is the worlds coolest person and everyone should obey him. He is the strongest in his friend group and is the best in every sport.

“Malte looks so good today”

“Malte is so strong I want his dahri in me”

by CEO_of-urban-d1ctionary November 23, 2021

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