Poor Man's Malt Liquor

Mix beer and cider

Half a pint of beer and drop in a shot of cider to get this party going

Damn I wish I had something stronger than this beer and cider. Well I know we can make Poor Man's Malt Liquor

by AP_Rated October 4, 2023

Malte Wegbratt

Malte Wegbratt (or Toffelhjälte in swedish) is a hero that has saved us all! Once he defeated a dragon using only his left slipper (and he is right footed). He has also defeated Voldemort, a crocodile, a dinosaur and much much more!

OHHHH PLEAS MALTE WEGBRATT PUT THE SLIPPER LONGER IN! Said the dragon
Okay mr bad dragon UUUH *putting the slipper longer in* said malte

by MalteWegbrattLover101<3 December 10, 2020

Malt Ball Malding

Malt Ball Malding refers to black bald people who mald (mald meaning angry and bald)

*bald black man getting angry*
Me: calm down, stop Malt Ball Malding

by boomergee. June 10, 2023

Malte

Malte is a boy from Sweden who has light brown hair and blue eyes. He has a lot of friends and gets a lot of girls. He is very kind and everybody loves him. He is a bit shy in public, but with friends, he can do almost anything. Malte is very handsome and has extremely good looking hair. Most important, he has a lot of girls.

Malte is that handsome guy over there

by Maltemist Alkoholist December 12, 2016

Malte

An Malte is an naturally extremely hot person who only god can judge. This man is born to be a super model and he is as staight as humanly possible. He is confident, funny and smart. He gets any girl he wants, with ez. Often scandinavian, and he ALWAYS gots a HUGE dick.

-Ohh, look at the hot scandinavian dude over there!

-OMG, that most be an Malte, he is the hottest person in the universe!
-I wish i could date him, he most have a HUGE dick..

by Gamer101010101 April 10, 2020

Malte

Malte is that one person u think u will never meet. He is hot and really reallyyy perfect. He will always make u feel like a real princess everyday. If is not from his smartness he is a real good looking guy and if u meet Malte u should really get your time to know him, because he will treat u like his bae.

“Omg u know what? Today I meet Malte and he is the most perfect guy i’ve ever meet!”

by From W❤️ October 10, 2018

Malte

Malte a great German guy, who is the best friend you can imagine. If You Are sad, he makes You happy only by being on your Side. Malte often try's to He funny but mostly his jokes Are so bad that You have to laugh. Many people think Malte is as strong and cool as anybody, but if you Are Alone with him You will find out that also he is very sensible and nice.

Malte is a perfect friend, who will always help You, and will go with You trough Heaven and hell. If You Are a friend of malte You will have a wonderful live and a funny time, so never let him go.

A: Do You know this guy, I think Malte was his Name...

B: Yeeah, he is my friend, he's the best damn friend you'll ever Seen.

by Firefroster May 17, 2017