the mayor

A word to describe a person who thinks he is the founder or leader of everything, but in reality, is a seed.

Vivian - Did you see what Gavin just said. He thinks he is the shit.
Henry - Facts kids the mayor.

by whatbro99 January 23, 2020

Mayor Pete

The LGBTQ+ version of an Uncle Tom.

Remember that guy I hooked up with at the bar? Went back to his place and saw all this MAGA shit. Total Mayor Pete.

by mal-content September 12, 2025

Mayor of Yappsville

When one talks so much they become the mayor of yappsville.

"Oh brother... I guess we found the mayor of yappsville.

by armymoastaynetzien November 2, 2023

Mayor of titty city

Andy

Andy is definitely the mayor of titty city.

by AtfBA99 May 18, 2020

The Mayor of Fucktown

A self-referential term used by friend or colleague who is never not fucked.

Said friend has existed in a negative space for too long a time and has accepted the constant life-fucking they're being subjected to, thus declaring him/herself The Mayor of Fucktown. Typically, they're genuinely happy, if not downright giddy, when someone joins them to wallow in shared misery.

Side-note: self-declared mayors are prone to greetings such as "Welcome to Fucktown!"

Chenille: "My boss just told us no more WFH Fridays (sigh).. welcome to Fucktown."

Ron: "I got fired for drinking on the job and a cop gave me a DUI on the way home. I'm The Mayor of Fucktown!"

by BlkFlg August 11, 2024

Mayor Wesley

Wesley, mayor of Georgia.

"Mayor Wesley is letting the wildlife burn again."
"Yeah, that's part of his conservation policy."
"Conserving what?"
"Shits he gives."

by WesleyTheMayor October 4, 2008

Mayor of Pubeville

A “Mayor of Pubeville” is an insult for an individual, typically male, who is really boring; a master of twatdom; but thinks they are the dogs bollock.

Person 1: I hate that guy, look at his hair

Person 2: honestly he thinks he’s the fucking mayor of Pubeville he is

by Pube_solitary_pubeson_ October 15, 2025