Jensen

He has a little brother called Nico. and Jensen is VERY ANNOYING like they always fight

Jensen: Hi annoying
Nico:Hi annoying
5 mins later
FIGHT
Jensen: DIE ANNOYING
Nico: NO YOU

by shotgun studios December 17, 2021

Jensen lukas

Can be a poes from time to time. Always think they are strong, and intelligent when they have the body of a sizzled crippled capuchin and mind of a Branden

They can be nice but that only happens at about twice a decade. If he wants to fight, dont fight, he'll only hurt himself

Also a typical stoner with no life whatsoever. Smokes every day because he knows no one loves him.

"Wait, Is that Jensen Lukas?"

"Yep, he looks kaffer dronk"

by anonymous March 16, 2021

jensen

tristian drasculas little sister her sister buys me dip

jensens sister is cooler than her

by rebel child October 15, 2015

alissa jensen

A prostitute crackhead who buys crack by the ounce from jezebell

Wow look at that alissa jensen working the corner

by Drifty scopy June 24, 2016

Jensen Hobbs

A really thicc guy, has a 10" penis and has sex with 20 women every week. He is such a chad. Sorry Ladies this lad is taken dont try anything because your not good enough for him.

Woah that Jensen Hobbs is such a hot male i want to have sex with him now.

by Josh locky fitz June 23, 2020

Jensen

A man with many talents. Who loves to make other people happy but will easily let go of unfaithful and unloyal people.
This is a man who will give his all in any type of relationship.
A man who will give a women GREAT sex and will leave females begging for more.

He can also be very emotionless, but also has a fuse that cannot be stopped.
Once he is really comfortable with a person, he will trust them and rely on their loyalty.
He is very intelligent and struggles to leave unfinished business.
He also can't struggles to keep quiet and struggles to understand failure.

"If only my man was a Jensen."

by B. F. Skinner November 22, 2021

jensen

a roadman who likes to sit on a bin

girl : "omg whos that sat on the bin "

person: "jensen ofcourse!"

by dapperwispp November 23, 2021