Jensen Ackles

Jensen Ackles is married to Danneel but he gets flirtatious with Misha and has admitted that both him and Danneel call Misha their boyfriend.
by Excuses people give February 12, 2025
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Jensen Ackles

I want Jensen Ackles to punch me in the face and run me over with his impala
by lolgoaway September 19, 2023
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Riannan Jensen

Jack diebler’s girlfriend but beside that nobody knows her.
“Wait isn’t Riannan Jensen dating Jack diebler “
“Yeah he deserves better”
by Jack Diebler January 08, 2020
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Pulling a Jensen

Definition 1) Acting like a little two year old spaz
Definition 2) Being an annoying bitch and throwing shit at people
Definition 3) Constantly acting gay and not realizing it
Definition 4) Acting like a fuck up
"Dude quit throwing shit at people your pulling a Jensen"
by Koolaidinthemouth November 02, 2011
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Levi Jensen

A really good norwegian christian evangelist, Thinking that hes fans are actually christian.
Hey, you wanna watch levi jensen's bibelhour later?
by lilSund February 09, 2019
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Jensen Dagget

The Main Star of Friday the 13th part VIII Jason Takes Manhatten lives in California
Wow My favorite movie in the Friday The 13th Trilogy stars Jensen Dagget
by RobbieRottenxd January 06, 2017
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Marcus Jensen

The hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet who usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is always confident about himself. A Marcus Jensen can kick almost anyone's ass and is quite a gentleman. Always get with a Marcus Jensen, you will always be pleased.

He is also most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you.

The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.
Example 1

Person 1 : "Man that guy guy was so good last night, he had such a big dick."

Person 2 : "Must have been a Marcus Jensen"

Example 2

The one that is indescribable.

"The One".

Example 3

Girl: wowzers he's amazing..

Boy: Whatever..

Girl: You're just jealous.

Boy: Am not.

Girl: Its okay... You have every reason to be jealous.... That's Marcus Jensen.
by jbdfsuusdbfisueuubfeubibesfubi January 10, 2018
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