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jensen (Verb irregular German)

The verb "jensen" (German) usually means that a jensing teammate waits until the opponent in a video game is so low on health that the person who is jensing only needs to inflict one more point of damage to the opponent player for him to die or lose a point. The "jenser" therefore gets the point or kill, and the teammate who actually did the work only gets the so-called "assist." The practice of "jensen" (German) is highly controversial and usually triggers discomfort and aggression among teammates of the person who "jensed"(German).
German Example: Ich habe gerade alle Gegner angeschossen. Du kannst mir nicht jeden einzelnen Gegner "jensen".
by bornsnyder August 21, 2025
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Jensen

Actually the most annoying human being on the planet
'Wow Jensen is so annoying.'
'Yeah I know I wish he didnt go to our school.'
by Epic Poggers Gamer October 24, 2020
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Jensen lukas

Can be a poes from time to time. Always think they are strong, and intelligent when they have the body of a sizzled crippled capuchin and mind of a Branden

They can be nice but that only happens at about twice a decade. If he wants to fight, dont fight, he'll only hurt himself

Also a typical stoner with no life whatsoever. Smokes every day because he knows no one loves him.
"Wait, Is that Jensen Lukas?"

"Yep, he looks kaffer dronk"
by anonymous March 16, 2021
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Jensen

A pretty, smart, beautiful, amazing, absolutely stunning, funny, fun, lovely, beautiful, fantastic, lovely, beautiful girl.

Her moms name is shaena and she’s incredibly rude
Omg see that hot beautiful amazing smart beautiful funny girl over there? Her name must be jensen!
by JEEEEEEEEEZ October 1, 2021
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Jensen

Jensen is lard literate
by Burntwaffles November 20, 2022
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Jensen

Tracción italiano
My name is Jensen
by nombres January 11, 2017
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Jensen

The undying and unforgettable urge to eat a shit directly from your grandmothers ass.
Guy 1: i want to jensen
Guy 2: are you okay?
by Ilovebrohan2212 February 26, 2024
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