Helen Keller

Immune to flash bangs and can only taste the phosphorus.

Solider : Throw a flash bang at her
Helen Keller : .......
It's not very effective

by soldierthatdiedtoHelenKeller October 16, 2019

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing literally nothing all day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: it was like a day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh.......

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

the helen keller 3

a position where one party is gagged, blind folded and earplugged during sexual acts

yo, let’s try the helen keller 3 tonight!!!

by punk hoe April 16, 2022

helen Keller denier

Someone that doesn’t believe or questions the accomplishments of Helen Keller.

Kelsey’s dad said that Helen Keller was just a squealing meat puppet, he is totally a Helen Keller denier.

by Steinerwoodwork February 20, 2025

The Helen Keller

When you’re getting a blow job and right before you nut you pull out, fire into both eyes and ears rendering them blind and deaf, then stick it back in their mouth and make them say “I’m Helen Keller!”

Person 1: “Man why are you looking so happy today?”

Person 2: “I gave my girl the Helen Keller last night”

by BrinkedUp July 9, 2025

Helen Keller Style

It is when you have sex in the dark with ear plugs in so you can't see or hear the person your having sex with.

I fucked my girl last night but forgot to take out my ear plugs so I went Helen Keller Style instead.

by Stan Brown June 25, 2017

Helen Keller

When you're fucking someone so hard that they pass out, therefore not seeing or hearing you fuck them. Meaning you have free rein over whatever you do to that poor soul that passed out during sex.

"I can't believe you did that babe, you pulled a Helen Keller on my last night, so I shot some kids into you, sorry about that"

by Parallaxative March 9, 2020