use instead of dropping the c word. in context it will be understood, and it sounds offensive.
drop c-clamp in a class discussion and see what happens
drop c-clamp in a class discussion and see what happens
you f*cking c-clamp!
by pwned September 8, 2004
Get the C-Clampmug. When a fuzzy haired masseuse gives a thorough body massage to the client with goat butter; usually resulting in a nuclear cold war.
by Tpooper69 April 16, 2015
Get the russian hand clampmug. "When having anal with a girl doggy style and right before the climax you punch you partner in the back of the head and she clenches her ass cheeks and therefore causing the IRON CLAMP".
" uarrgg babe I'm about to cum "
wHACk👊
"Too tight" you clenched to hard
"Babe you iron clamped me
wHACk👊
"Too tight" you clenched to hard
"Babe you iron clamped me
by Pussy-destroyer100 December 17, 2013
Get the iron clampmug. by jim dandy November 17, 2004
Get the shit-clampmug. Originally a poem by a nine year old girl named Julia. Now meaning something that is completely random.
Ok Corinne that was totally random... Next you will start going on about the clamping plate...
Ok Corinne that was totally random... Next you will start going on about the clamping plate...
the clamping plate
The clamping plate is funny.
It will take a very hot bath.
It meets his friend Crapouillot.
It has fun daN water.
They are funny.
It meets Crapouillette.
It is super owl.
The clamping plate is funny.
It will take a very hot bath.
It meets his friend Crapouillot.
It has fun daN water.
They are funny.
It meets Crapouillette.
It is super owl.
by Nathan "The Man" Mundine January 20, 2005
Get the the clamping platemug. The act of clamping your naked arse cheeks on a sleeping friend or strangers nose, in order to fart up their nose hole to achieve maximum devestation.
Last night lord spiffington crept into my chambers bollock naked and bare arse clamped me while i slumbered. he had a wicked case of firehole after the madras we had that evening leaving me looking like a burns victim.
by i shag jaimie March 5, 2010
Get the bare arse clampmug. When a guy pins a girl (or boy) to the ground with his legs, and straddles her while clamping her body ... then continues to whack her on the head with his cock (also known as cock slapping).
While wrestling, Jimmy ending up giving Sally a nice clamp slapper!
When she bothers me I just threaten to clamp slap her.
When she bothers me I just threaten to clamp slap her.
by Van Mad August 10, 2006
Get the clamp slappermug.