Butter The Pan

An act usually done after sex, when the male or female smears the "Juices" or "Sexual Aftermath" into the other persons face.

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"If my girl cums on me again, I am gona "Butter The Pan"
with it"
"You should have see the look on her face after I Buttered her Pan"

by Jahred Gamez July 16, 2008

butter the popcorn

While at the movies, you take a tub of popcorn and make a hole at the bottom. Then you stick your dick through it and while watching the movie, your date sticks her hand in it as if to grab popcorn. This will look that way to the movie-goers around you. In reality, she jerks you off inside the tub until you cum all over the popcorn and then she eats it. Hence: butter the popcorn.

Sean: "I'm taking Melissa to the movies tonight. You know how easy she is, so I know we are going to butter the popcorn. I'll text you tomorrow and tell you all about it in complete detail. I'll even save you some of the popcorn."

Matt: "Dude, isn't that kind of gay?"

Sean: "Hey, I won't tell if you don't."

by R.U. Sirius September 25, 2008

Butter the Muffin

When you reach the end of your coupling and are approaching your vinegars you pull out and decorate her tree with heathy spurts of bloke gravy.

Spot the dog growled as Jack buttered Jane's muffin. Butter the Muffin.

by MurderousYoric April 30, 2009

churning the man butter

when one drives that shaft until creamy man butter comes out as fast as the amish make barns.

"hey little tommy, go into your room and start churning the man butter to give your mother and I some alone time"

by j.h.520 June 24, 2008

Churning the Dooky Butter

The action of unclogging a toilet with a plunger after having watery diarrhea

"I heard you got a job at Taco Bell?"
"Yeah its all shits and giggles until I have to start Churning the Dooky Butter"

by Captain Dooky February 9, 2014

churning the man butter

In the gay male subculture, this refers to anal intercourse where there has been a deposit of semen into the rectum of the partner(s) and the depositor continues to thrust in-and-out of said rectums. Copulatory movements like the primal reflex of pelvic thrusting is the prime action causing the situation. After ejaculation in to whatever receptacle, the male of most vertebrate species stops penetrative motions (if the species needs it) and returns to nominal. However, when semen is deposited into an environment not intended to receive and chemically balance it (like a rectum), the result of this prolonged thrusting is an aeration of the proteinaceous materials abundant in human semen, the majority of it volume being water and it's pH being comparatively basic, this leads to easy spoilage. Thus the resulting product is does not remain the opalescent milky water mixture, but rather is changed into a frothy, opaquely white material. This is where the terminology originated when used in the aforementioned context: gay males often prolong their gyrations to assist their partner in achieving climax whilst together.

For that matter, it can of course happen in male-on-female intercourse with the female's rectum being the receptacle, but the association is not widely maintained.

"Mark didn't come as easily when he was with Rick last night. So, RIck wound up churning the man butter."

by Common_Sociologist February 6, 2017

Butter the Muffin

while snowboarding, manual your tail then 180 and manual front

"Man, I was shredin' some sweet cherry cherry pow pow, when all of a sudden I decided to butter the muffin that made everybody look. Yeah, bro!"

by Paul Miracle December 22, 2007