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Rule 64 of the Player's Rulebook

Rule 64 states that the act of "bragging" about female "conquests" is disallowed. This is due to the negative global image such a depravity places on the art, as well as the decrease in social worth for the individual as those who are extremely successful feel no need to broadcast the fact.
Joel: "Duuude, I got soo many bitches last night, call me Mr.Bitches"

Josh: "Im'a call you "Bitchy" if you don't shut up. Rule 64 of the Player's Rulebook. You obviously never get any. Bitchy"
by Endo/Shen October 28, 2010
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Dating Law #64

If you are dating a woman and you don’t know until you have sex for the first time that she has a penis, you are legally allowed to punch her- er…him in the teeth without warning and without penalty.
Bro she’s got a dick.

Well as per dating law #64 you can knock his ass tf out
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 18, 2021
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Big rig 64'd

When you get completely pwned while trying to fly through the rings in Superman 64.
Jimmy just got big rig 64'd when he missed that ring, while playing Superman 64.
by Bonghits4Jesus May 17, 2008
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64 Zoo Lane

64 Zoo Lane was a children's program in the mid 2000's which haunted children's dreams and caused depression and suiside in millennials. It featured a nonce as a giraffe who would spy on children through there windows and give their genitalia a god night rub. The hippo featured is inbred, and went on to be prime minister. Honestly, you're better off watching child porn.
64 Zoo Lane was a fucked up program NGL.
by Bary McKockiner September 13, 2020
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Super Mario 64 Speedrunner

A human who has devoted their life to beating a 1996 classic, Super Mario 64, as fast as possible.
Liam's world record time definitely puts him down as the greatest Super Mario 64 Speedrunner to ever exist.
by LionMaster82 April 1, 2020
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Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64

a Chinese bootleg game with a good intro.
`person: what should we play
other person: how about Mundial Ronaldinho Soccer 64
person: wut is that
other person hahahahahaha, ronaldinho saucer
by hunterthebird May 29, 2020
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Super Mario 64: 1995 Prototype

The Super Mario 64: 1995 Prototype is a fictional prototype of the game for the Nintendo 64, named Super Mario 64.

Not much is known about this prototype, aside from the fact it was VERY experimental, testing out new AI that Nintendo got from another Japanese company, thatallowed the game to change itself to fit one's 'Cognitive Desires', which means this prototype is different on every cartridge. Deisgn wise, it didn't look like your happy-go-lucky Super Mario game. The player model was a low poly, featureless man. The castle itself was rather eerie, with few light sources, and the basement was an elaborate mess of hallways.

Testers were called in to experiment with the technology, and it was working fine, except from one odd observation. Prolonged exposure to the basement in the prototype casued severe migraines. One tester, when Nintendo checked in on them after leaving them overnight, they were found in a delusional state, mumbling to themselves, in which they had to be wheeled away to hospital.

New testers were warned to NOT go to the basement for whatever reason.

After new testers were developing stroke-like symptoms from overexposure, Nintendo stopped new testers coming in, and cut all cartridges with the personalised AI.

If you've ever played a friend's Super Mario 64 cartridge, and felt something was off, now you know why.
Person A: Ever heard of the Super Mario 64: 1995 Prototype?
Person B: ...No.
by MightyDM August 7, 2020
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