Tess

A girl who likes One direction, has shoulder-length brown hair, blue eyes and is only a little bit small, when compared to tall boys in her form. She laughs a lot, is the smartest girl in most classes and really loves Phys Ed.
If you know a Tess, or are with one, I advise you to stay/get with her. Although your long-haired best mate may tease you...
Merry Xmas
-Tess x
Tess's are smart funny and adorable she is loyal and will love you to bits.
by Phoenicks of the ashes December 10, 2022
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Tess

A girl's name and occasionally used as a nickname for other names such as Tessa and Teresa etc.
It is also my name
"Tess," called Lily, "Where do we have maths next period?"
by Phoenicks of the ashes December 05, 2022
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Tess

An unfortunate woman that lacks empathy, understanding and love.

Too old to make immature, childish comments to hurt others, but she does because for some sad reason it makes her feel empowered.

Little girls tear others apart, woman empower another.
Lacks the ability to look inward to understand why she likes being mean.

Insightful tip..
you're only hurting yourself and how ppl look at you when spewing hate.
#sad #unaware #basic #vindictive #toxic
Thats Tess is a real man she has a bigger penis even then chewbacca ! Too bad it doesnt belong on her !
by JawJacker August 02, 2019
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A person who is always threatening to shank man's but doesn't even have a shank. Usually will threaten to fight you behind Tesco's but you know they won't show. If they call you clapped then they're probably talking about their reflection and not you.
Person 1: I'm gonna batter her with a big macdown MacDonalds I swear!

Person 2: no dont bother, she's a Tess
by Mandemlikejeff March 24, 2020
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A girl that’s so pretty, you automatically assume she’s out of your league and don’t think about her. But as you see her more often, you can’t help but feel drawn to her. And every time you lock eyes, or text, you find yourself smiling.

And whenever she asks you who your crush is, it kills you because it’s always been her, and she’ll never know
person A: “guys i’m so over tess”
she walks by
person A: “ok hear me out
by moonformezaddy January 27, 2024
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Ticle
Tess ticles me
by Men01 May 01, 2022
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She’s just a bitch and has only like one friend who deep down hates her. She’s just boring. She is trying hard to be funny but she’s not. The worst thing about her is that not only her personality is boring also her looks are boring and ugly…
Look at her she looks so boring and ugly!
She’s a Tess what are you expecting?
by imuncreativeidkbro November 22, 2021
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