An uneven distribution of talent in a sporting contest, usually the result of a gym teacher dividing up a class of students, rather than letting two kids pick. Originates in New England.
"C'mon, Mr. Davis, you can't let Glenn, Charlie and David all be together for kickball. It'll be smuck teams."
by Tom May 15, 2004
Get the Smuck Teams mug.1. To end the life of someone who is on your team (usually intentionally).
2. To end the life of multiple people on your team (usually intentionally).
2. To end the life of multiple people on your team (usually intentionally).
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A synonym for pure pain of the soul. It is the impending suffering of all high school students across the planet. Everyone exposed to this horrific melancholic diabolical beast of an application will not escape without scars.
by KELR04 February 9, 2021
Get the Microsoft Teams mug.Someone who works all summer, and is on unemployment all winter, conveniently with a season ski pass. That is the whole idea...
by Alpino March 15, 2010
Get the government ski team mug.She claims she's 100% straight, but after last night with that sorority chick we all know she's really playing for both teams.
by LDizzle July 6, 2008
Get the playing for both teams mug.A group of fat teenage boys residing in New Jersey who go around to restaurants (namely Fuddruckers and White Castle) eating as much as possible. Easily identifyable by ignorant screaming and the mocking of the way one of the group members laughs. They often make jokes about ShopRite and Home Depot.
Skinny Person: "Wow! All of Team Whale is going to have a heart attack before they're 20 years old!"
Team Whale Member: "OHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH!!!!!!"
Team Whale Member: "OHUHUHUHUHUHUHUH!!!!!!"
by Some Dumb Skinny Kid March 7, 2011
Get the Team Whale mug.The Cream Team Commander is someone who creams (ejaculates softly, as to where it doesn't shoot/squirt, but instead prompts to ooze out of the cock/vagina) uncontrollably. Cream Team Commanders often have the best orgasms with toe-curling pleasure.
CTC's (Cream Team Commanders) are often found or heard having sex frequently which often leads to an ability to attain sexual stimulation and climax more efficiently. As CTC's are having intercourse, they are also going through a recruitment process. They find out if their sexual partners are suitable to join The Cream Team. Their partner will either Cream or Squirt after sex. If they cream then they may be accepted onto the team.
The Squirt Squad are The Cream Team's mortal enemies.
CTC's are often into the kinkiest sex possible, this is due to boredom of generic sexual stimulation. Once you achieve this role you have had so much sex that you have tried most of the generic positions and techniques in most places it is deemed "acceptable" to fuck.
CTC's partake in extreme kinks. These kinks also reveal techniques that have never been to be used by the mortal man. It comes as natural knowledge to CTC's. These techniques are named "The Forbidden Jutsu". Being a CTC is not for the faint hearted or the weak. Only the top 0.001% of the human population are able to achieve this status.
Join us.
CTC's (Cream Team Commanders) are often found or heard having sex frequently which often leads to an ability to attain sexual stimulation and climax more efficiently. As CTC's are having intercourse, they are also going through a recruitment process. They find out if their sexual partners are suitable to join The Cream Team. Their partner will either Cream or Squirt after sex. If they cream then they may be accepted onto the team.
The Squirt Squad are The Cream Team's mortal enemies.
CTC's are often into the kinkiest sex possible, this is due to boredom of generic sexual stimulation. Once you achieve this role you have had so much sex that you have tried most of the generic positions and techniques in most places it is deemed "acceptable" to fuck.
CTC's partake in extreme kinks. These kinks also reveal techniques that have never been to be used by the mortal man. It comes as natural knowledge to CTC's. These techniques are named "The Forbidden Jutsu". Being a CTC is not for the faint hearted or the weak. Only the top 0.001% of the human population are able to achieve this status.
Join us.
Person 1: Hey sis, I just creamed for minutes. It was so good
Person 2: Really?! That's Cream Team Commander material! You should join our Cream Team!
5 YEARS LATER
Person 1: Thanks for recruiting me sis, I'm having so much godlike sex!
Person 2: It's no problem sis, you were clearly one of the chosen ones!
Person 2: Really?! That's Cream Team Commander material! You should join our Cream Team!
5 YEARS LATER
Person 1: Thanks for recruiting me sis, I'm having so much godlike sex!
Person 2: It's no problem sis, you were clearly one of the chosen ones!
by TheCreamTeamChief December 6, 2021
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