the 7 habits of highly effective teens

a stupid self help book that every freshman in hs has to read and listen to lectures about. it is amazingly redundant, all the lessons are common sense and we've been taught them all through our life. the author is really rich now because his book sold a bazillion copies, purchased by pathetic people with issues & no life.

guy-Sean, stop reading the 7 habits of highly effective teens, it's dumbing you down!

sean-But we have to pass this class to graduate.

guy-6 mnths ltr sean is stupider than he already was. dont buy this book people.

by stu March 5, 2004

busted tees

a t-shirt company that is hated by many urban dictionary goers.

the red headed chick from busted tees is hot.

by mike stacy March 10, 2007

Teesh

A very rare marsupial found exclusively in the area surrounding Greenville, North Carolina. Teesh are known to eat non-food items such as rocks, dirt, clothing, condoms, rubber bands, or string. Teesh are also known for their smell. The smell is extremely pungent, and resembles a combination of rotten eggs, doo-doo butter, old cabbage, goat cheese, gym socks, mildew, and deer piss. The Teesh has no true niche in its environment, it is simply a scavenger and a drifter, usually resting on a foregin couch before arising at night to feed. The National Wildlife Federation has put the Teesh on its list of proctected species and asks any individual who comes across a Teesh to return it to the National Teesh Wrangler, Mr. Daniel Thomas Bricker of Greenville.

--Where the hell did my chalupa go?

--The Teesh strikes again.

by Delta Chi May 21, 2006

teenser

" a little amount of something"

"Would you like some pie?...Just a teenser"

by Adronna July 19, 2003

teews

Adj
The complete opposite of sweet meaning uncool or not awsome

1st person: "Dude my French teacher just gave me an F on my last test."
2nd person: "Thats pretty teews bro."

by Guzman& Melodie October 29, 2005

TEEKING

The act of one-upping or outperforming a troll. Trolling a troll for the purpose of offending or annoying them, often skillfully using their own techniques and strategies.

BEN: "Did you see that horribly offensive post that troll Erik posted?"
ART: "Fuck yeah I did! But it was hilarious my sister was teeking him all day!

by Teekums June 20, 2017

Teksavvy

A piece of shit internet provider. Literally lies to there customers. Internet speeds up to a whooping 500Kbps.

Wow you have Teksavvy...sad

by LukeThePelican August 5, 2020