techno-peasant

Someone that doesn't have a clue about working with technology. They can't work myspace and send attachments on emails.
Could also be when you have a techno-peasant moment. This is when your mind strikes a blank working with your computer.

Karin: "Man just saw the coolest music video on youtube!"
Jei: "What is youtube?!?"
Karin: "Where have you been? Your such a techno-peasant!"

Matt :"Maybe you should add the video track when you export your timeline! Then you would have a picture!!!"
Jei :"Agh, man i'm such an idiot, i totally forgot!"
Matt :"haha, techno-peasant!"

by Jeninja-inja March 24, 2007

technoamish

When a person (usually and old person who grew up without a computer) has no clue how to use modern day technology. For instance they can not operate a simple flat screen TV, record TV shows on a DVR, or use Word on a computer.

"My mom is so technoamish, she can't even check her e-mail without my help"

by nhgirl January 28, 2009

Technoboob

A person that is a complete idiot when it comes to technology.

Wayne is such a technoboob he thought he could pour batter in his cd-rom tray and make pancakes.

by Tehcnoboob Hater December 16, 2008

Techno pack rat

One who downloads a vast array of music and movies from the internet by less than legal ways, but will not get rid of either after either watching it or losing interest in it. This causes the person in question to need more and more space for more and more useless media.

Dude, fucking Christian said he needed a terabyte hard drive because he's a huge techno pack rat. He's already seen every movie he has on there, and doesn't even listen to most of the music. What a fuckwad.

by Fucking r00ler May 28, 2009

techno savvy

Proficient in the use of technology, especially computers. You fucks with the future.

"See, I'm what they call techno savvy. I fucks with da future."

by sodapopp'd May 22, 2016

Technoblade

The blood god

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by Subtotheblade October 17, 2020

Technoblade

The best PVPer in Minecraft, known for becoming the number 1 potato farmer in the biggest Minecraft server, beating dream (a player incredibly famous for being capable of beating Minecraft while many people try to kill him), beating squads of multiple people fighting him singlehandedly. Techno had become such a terrifying PVPer that some of the people who dare challenge him end up with Technophobia, the legitimate fear of Technoblade.

group of 5 people with enchanted diamond armor: did you guys hear something?
Technoblade (about 10 kilometers away wearing leather armor): BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
group of 5 people with enchanted diamond armor: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

by logang4Lyfe December 21, 2020