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Teapotting

When one partner puts one hand on their hip and puts the other out like they are the little tea pot with their hand flat. They then do the teapot tipping motion inserting “spout” hand into the other partner.
Yo man, I was teapotting this slutty ass bitch last night and she squirted all over!
by Hsmack August 21, 2020
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Ohio Teapot

The sixth Platonic Solid. After tetrahedron, cube, octahedron, dodecahedron, and icosahedron, the Ohio Teapot is the sixth Platonic Solid. Used in computer graphics as a test. Plural: Ohio Teapots. Present tense: Ohio teapotting. Past tense: Ohio teapotted. Future tense: Ohio teapottable.
"This Ohio Teapot isn't Ohio Teapottable yet, but it will be soon"
by Deuteragonist April 3, 2023
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Teapot

When you mix weed with tea
A) “Hey, do you want a Teapot?”
B) “what? I would I want a teapod?”
A) “Nah nah, I mean tea’pot’”
by Whattheffffff May 16, 2022
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Teapot shake

When a male is urinating and towards the end it dribbles like a teapot, to then be rectified by a good shake.
"I'd had a few beers so went to the loo I had to give it a teapot shake"
by Teapot shaker January 25, 2024
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Teapot

Something to domestically abuse your child when they look to much like their father.
"I used the water from the teapot to burn my sons face"
by Door knob dudes... February 22, 2021
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Japanese Teapot

A sexual act performed on one's lover. The recipient of the Japanese Teapot will lay on their back with their knees on their chest, feet in the air and their arms wrapped around the legs being held tight while the 'filler' of the Teapot then urinates into the recipient's anus. Once the recipient's anus is full of urine, they are then picked up and emptied like a teapot.
The girl I met on bumble joined me for for a lovely dinner and then I took her back to my place and gave her the 'Japanese Teapot'
by The Pelican's Briefs January 17, 2023
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Chocolate Teapot

when you stop during sex to shit in a tea kettle, and drip it over your partner while you cum
she asked if we had an electric kettle or if she needed to bring her own chocolate teapot
by pinkgogurt October 24, 2025
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