Taser Sex

The consensual act of using a taser on one's partner during intercourse to derive sexual pleasure through electrical conduction.

"Taser Sex" is a largely untested and legally unapproved maneuver only performed by sexual deviants and self-professed idiots.

by Rondolio August 18, 2008

Txt Talker

Person who overuses abbreiviated words so no one knows what they are talking about. They think that it is cool but it just makes them seem like grammatically challanged idiots!

Txt Talkers are usually townies or adolescent females between the ages 13 and 18.

omfg tday i sw tht grl frm the mgzne shes sch a fckn btch i fckn wsh i cud just go ovr thr n giv her a fckn slp rite ax her fce!

by Arran October 23, 2004

shit talker

someone who has no life, most likely ugly as fuck, and think that gossiping behind other's backs makes them superior, when in reality, it makes that person look like a bitch! The funny shit about these pussies is that you can talk shit in their faces and they wont do shit!

I fucked that bitch up last week for being a constant shit talker!

by TKM213 February 18, 2011

smile talker

an individual who has a smile on their face when they speak or talk.

Barack Obama can be a bit of a smile talker at times.

by yimmyhall January 12, 2014

Cum Tanker

Just below Fuckbag on the Joker-San Female Rating System, a Cum Tanker describes the infamous fukanythinwithacockian slut. Usually a higher form of party girl who gives blow jobs in the bathroom of the local night club instead of a back alley next to a dumpster, like a Drink Tickets or a Gas Money would. Her being a pro, she can most likely take it all the way down to the base without gagging, and "tanks" every last drop like its fuel for her internal party engine.

"I met this chick at the club last night. Whoa boy, she was a total Cum Tanker. She gave me an amazing suckbuggy in the bathroom and made every inch disappear. Fantastico!"

by SP00NS October 8, 2007

Talker

Someone who constantly says things, but never demonstrates they mean it with their actions. They can easily convince other people based on their words alone. They are manipulative. In many situations, their actions go against the words they have said, but since they are so good at getting around things with their words, they can talk their way out of it. They are very shallow. They cannot be trusted and lead deceptive lives. Their words and actions never line up with each other.

That girl sure is a talker; she never does anything to back up her words.

He is a talker; always telling you things, without proving he means them.

by sweethoney_8639 April 30, 2010

Taser Nation

The University Of Florida, where free speech is not included. If you ask the wrong questions, you will be shocked. When this occurs your fellow students will not assist you in any way, prompting the illustrious TV pundit, Stephen Colbert, to call out your student body as a bunch of submissive cowards.

FSU student "Dude, I heard Justin went to UF"
USF student "Lol, I hope he doesn't ask the wrong questions, he just entered the Taser Nation"

by Scotty Con Queso December 9, 2008