tacked

getting drunk and high, and then having sex.

I got so tacked last night

by akeshaguy November 24, 2010

Tanked

As seen in the movie My Best Friends Girl. Taking a girl on a date and making a complete ass out of your self. This is either done to get a girl to hook up with thier ex again after said ex has promised to pay you for doing so or for your own sick pleasure

Guy #1: Dude I tanked that bitch she'll be crawling back to you in no time.
Guy #2: okay heres the money I owe you

by Z to teh A doc January 17, 2009

Taskerish

Being Dirty, Not taking care of your children, Being Lazy, Being Immature and un-parent like, Not cleaning your house, Letting your son suck on a vacumn hose.

I would kill myself if I was ever Taskerish.

by BrithdaySuprise February 24, 2011

tag team takedown

when two men convince a female to participate in a devils three way. And proceed to slap hands and fill the vaginal and anal cavities with their penises.

*NO HOMO

Dude, lets bust a tag team takedown on that MILF

by i#vag April 16, 2009

tanked

To be fucking out of it hard core when your drunk..So drunk you have no idea what ur doing

FucK MaN LooK At DaN He'S DrinKinG OuTTa Tha ToiLeT He FucKiN TaNKeD

by The Reefer Man May 6, 2005

I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap!

An extremely rude insult best directed at someone who is both a pain in the butt and who can't cook. The best time to say this is when the poor sap asks you if you liked the food or not.

Stupid- Yo Shawn did you like the Upside Down Turkey surprise whit Oven-roasted Weenie Chunks?

Me- I've tasted snot with more flavor than this crap! *Throws food in their face*

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

Tanked

Beaten in competition, won, victory

We tanked that marathon yesterday

I got tanked in a boxing match last week

by Kaiiaias January 9, 2014