Beard on tash with a little bit of mash

I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.

Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"

by Clatyn April 19, 2024

Poop Tash

To casually pick your bum with your finger then smear the broon under the nose of some wee nugget.

The body builder poop tashed everyone at the gym.

by smelly jobby finger August 11, 2012

Nut-tashe

When you nut across your girl's upper lip during the money shot and give her at 'nut-tashe'.

Random guy 1: I came on ma girl's face and gave her a nut mustache.
Random guy 2: Mad, that's a nut-tashe that.
Random guy 1: Yeah.

by ahtheluigiboard February 13, 2021

Tash Hag

like fag hags where women only hang around with the gay community - a Tash Hag is someone who will only hang around with someone with a Mustache. They are very picky about who they are seen with and a Mustache is essential to be apart of the crowd. There have been major cases in Liverpool, Birmingham and Ibiza. Parties such as Mustachio have helped make this obsession easier!!

Do you know the Mauwhorers? They're a right bunch of Tash Hags, they only befriend people with tashes - even the girls have to have one!!

by TashioTom the organic Tampon April 7, 2016

tash

retarded ginger

tash is a retarded ginger

by gaym4n October 16, 2022

TASH

Tash (noun) is the thing you stole.
To tash (verb) = to steal.
Tasher (adjective) someone who steals.

You can''t tash a tashers tash, but you can tash a tashers dick.

by stezokeso February 15, 2018

String-Tashed

when someone is heavily under the influence of alcohol, and starts acting rather crazily, reminiscent of someone with a screw loose.

Awww mate I was so string-tashed last night I tobogganed my bird down the stairs.

by Stringy-T October 13, 2008