The best candy in the world. They come in many flavors such as green yellow and blue. They are also available in different sizes and with collectable murchandise.
by gawdeenie May 13, 2005
Get the sweet tartsmug. 1) A term Cougars use for describing their prey.
2) Young male, generally 18-25, that gets picked up and screwed by older chicks.
2) Young male, generally 18-25, that gets picked up and screwed by older chicks.
Did you hear Fred's wife has a thing for pop tarts? Yeah. I always knew she was after the younger guys.
by SwiftyDefines February 24, 2015
Get the Pop Tartmug. 1. A delicious fatherless pastry.
2. A delicious pastry filled with fatherless children.
3. A fatherless slut.
4. A horrible tasting pastry
2. A delicious pastry filled with fatherless children.
3. A fatherless slut.
4. A horrible tasting pastry
by undividualist January 10, 2006
Get the Bastard Tartmug. Teenage girls working on the checkout of supermarkets. Unwelcoming, rude and generally useless. But you still would.
by Danny_Dubya August 15, 2009
Get the Till Tartmug. 2 definitions
These are overly sweet pastry thingies that you put in the toaster and often end up setting your house on fire as they catch fire in the toaster. If you manage to get them out of the toaster without setting them on fire, you burn seven shades of shit outta your tongue. The filling is just like molten lava.
These are also all the female pop-ettes around today who, if they hadn't become famous, would have been prostitutes. They wear fewer clothes than hookers, invariably have had multiple boob jobs, move their bodies/ass around to simulate sex, and their videos are one step away from outright porn (Christina Ag is the exception - hers are def porn). These females only exist to be validated by how sexy men think they are. They have no other sense of self-worth other than that criteria. They are on a long line of conveyor belt media-manufactured pap in the original mold of barbie.
These are overly sweet pastry thingies that you put in the toaster and often end up setting your house on fire as they catch fire in the toaster. If you manage to get them out of the toaster without setting them on fire, you burn seven shades of shit outta your tongue. The filling is just like molten lava.
These are also all the female pop-ettes around today who, if they hadn't become famous, would have been prostitutes. They wear fewer clothes than hookers, invariably have had multiple boob jobs, move their bodies/ass around to simulate sex, and their videos are one step away from outright porn (Christina Ag is the exception - hers are def porn). These females only exist to be validated by how sexy men think they are. They have no other sense of self-worth other than that criteria. They are on a long line of conveyor belt media-manufactured pap in the original mold of barbie.
Ex. 1 - Strawberry, blueberry, apple, choc flavour etc.
Ex. 2 - Female pussycats - yeah ok you look hot whatever. Next.
Ex. 2 - Female pussycats - yeah ok you look hot whatever. Next.
by Missy M August 29, 2005
Get the Pop Tartsmug. by punani patel July 24, 2011
Get the bum tartmug. by Blumenthal July 25, 2008
Get the tart upmug.