Tequila Taco

A synonym for Martini Muff. The female version of whiskey dick.

She had too many margaritas. That bitch has Tequila Taco.

by Martini Muff June 8, 2016

Tequila Twat

When a female wakes up in the morning and her pussy is sore and she can't remember why.

ON May 6th, Shirley woke up with a bad case of tequila twat so bad she needed to ice it down.

by The Masked Fapper May 30, 2018

Tequilamisu

Having mixed emotions; sad & happy at the same time.

a dessert; combination of tiramisu and tequila.

Tequilamisu mood;

by divanshi September 19, 2021

white tequila

A man's semen after he's been drinking so much that his semen tastes reminiscent of alcohol.

Dominic said that he buys men drinks so he can drink their white tequila the morning after.

by Wordpras February 27, 2015

redneck tequila

To add a Sour Punch Straw to a can of beer. This makes the beer foam and adds a sweet taste.

We don't got lotsa drink money so we jus' went down to the corner store and made us some Redneck Tequilas

by Lelouche September 22, 2007

tequila red bull

Fill small glass full of ice, One or two shots tequila of your choice and fill with red bull.

Can be substituted with any energy drink of your choice.

Give me a Jake Longoria..WHAT?..Well look it up...its tequila red bull

by Jlongoria August 5, 2010

Tequila Cock Shot

Eat nothing but limes for a week. Wet cock, apply salt, she takes a shot and goes to town.

My attention-whoring roommate performed a tequila cock shot in front of the whole bar, and didn't have to pay for drinks the rest of the night. She's such a whore.

by Dr. Dakota Block February 27, 2009