Tank

A person or object that can deal with emotional, physical, or mental issues and make a bad ass outcome.

Brad hangs out with Scott for a week

John: Brad is such a tank! I can't believe he's hanging out with the most annoying kid in school!

by CnLBurst July 28, 2011

in the tank

Broken, hopeless, ruined. Synonyms: screwed up or fucked up.

Damn! Frank was going to have a big outdoor barbecue this weekend but when the forecast called for rain, he knew his plans were in the tank.

Frank started his car, depressed the accelerator to the floor and shifted back and forth between "R" and "D". Now his transmission is in the tank.

by Frank Klaune April 29, 2005

tanks

meaning sucks, to lose, or lost.To fail.

"Man, that tanks!"
"You totally tanked that jump"
"This thread TANKS!"

by savory ninja May 24, 2007

tanke

Spanish slang refering to a large object or person, usually meaning fat

dude look at that fat chick over there

Shit i know, mean ol tanke!

by fredrick douglas martin September 14, 2007

tanks

A guy's tanks are his testicles, his nuts.

I woke up with morning wood, so I jerked off and drained my tanks!

by eda-skip January 2, 2022

tanked

To be physically built. Like a tank.

That guy is tanked!!! I wonder what the caliber of those abs are.

by Sebastiancee October 27, 2007

tanking

In dotA, using your hero to absorb enemy damage.

Effective when pushing, a tanker can absorb large amounts of damage while the rest of the team can focus on killing the enemy heroes.

Pudge: Look at the lvl 1 fv tanking those creeps. What a nub.
Faceless Void: stfu fattie, b0w dwn! 11! one!

later...

Faceless Void: 1 HoT and 2 Butterflies. I'm a tank.
Pudge: I'm so damn fat.

by jschmidty89 January 20, 2008