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Tancredi

Wow, he looks just like a Tancredi
by bull_milk March 7, 2022
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Texas Tandem

When two heterosexual couples are fucking side by side without engaging in a 4-way or orgy.
It was a real nice night...Chris and I went out to the bar, brought a couple girls home and did the texas tandem on his tempur pedic.
by WayneNetworks October 3, 2011
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Hailie tondreau

Is a cute, artistic, funny, but innocent girl. She is always there to talk, and is a sucker for romance. She is in love with bright colors and fun times with her friends and boyfriend. She enjoys sports and also loves to read. She is very insecure though. But loves to paint, draw and do any crafts.
Hailie tondreau: "Hey, do you wanna go paint, and afterwords play some soccer."

Boyfriend: "sure, but I suck at painting"

Hailie Tondreau "me too!!"
by Mr. Funtimes May 26, 2013
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tandem facebooking

When two people facebook together as a team

They comment on & "like" the same posts mere minutes apart. They also share pics & tag each other on notes. One will take the same quiz, add the same app, join the same group or become a fan of something immediately after the other one does. This type of facebooking duo constantly posts on each other's wall & shares inside jokes & obvious intimate understanding of their vague status updates. They may chat with each other on facebook even though they are sitting in the same room & could talk audibly instead.

These people come across as insecure, lame, cheesy & noobish in the ways of facebook. Everyone appreciates the feeling of belonging & being a valued part of their facebook crowd, but tandem facebookers take it too far & ironically alienate themselves to a degree. Tandem facebooking lowers social value even though the duo may find a huge sense of security in navigating facebook together. They may be trying too hard to look active on facebook or be too lazy to cultivate an original presence there while an ideal lies more to the middle of the spectrum.

One of the easiest ways for tandem facebookers to overcome this label & demonstrate independent thought & confidence is to sometimes wait a few hours between posting comments or clicking "like" on the walls of mutual friends.
Person A: "Oh, that group you just joined sounds funny! I'm gonna join it too!"

Person B: "No, wait! Wait at least a couple of hours so people won't see that we're tandem facebooking!"
by Hip Mama February 7, 2010
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tancrede

n. One dominant form of exceptional radiological performance.
v. It's what you do!
a. chock full of craziness
n. Yo, that film is tancrede!
v. Yo, go tancrede that mother effer!
a. Yo, Did you see that dude, he's so tancrede!
by AnarchyKeefa November 10, 2008
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tancred

Used to describe some who regularly perfoms an act of extreme social ineptness that almost defies belief.
"that was the most retarded thing in any social environment i have ever heard. that guy must be a real tancred."
by matt darby June 18, 2008
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Tandemic

The fake tan trend slowly taking over the world.

With ever more oompa loompas in prominent positions, it has become strangely fashionable for people to enhance themselves with the radioactive glow these creatures naturally display.
"This orange sensation sweeping the nation is becoming a tandemic"

"Have you seen Marsha's new Facebook profile? Let's have a moment of silence as the tandemic claims another victim"
by Quan Chi Nuts November 11, 2018
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