tofu narnar

Shortened form of totally-fucking-gnarly

that tofu is tofu narnar, duder!

by Nameurl February 1, 2008

Tofu Shop

The new name for "The Crab Shack"

Have you gone to the Tofu Shop lately?

by Pro_Skater February 28, 2003

Tofu Bacon

An extremely contemporary word for "cool" replacing "what's shakin' bacon?" for a more syllabic equilibrium.

"What's shakin' tofu bacon?"
"Not much, man, that concert last night was pretty tofu bacon!"

by The holy pancake batman October 9, 2008

Tofu Bass

Noun.
A vegetarian and or vegan Bastard.

used in a loving/affectionate way.

You little tofu bass go get me a vegan cupcake.

by Lori Sadel (lolo) February 11, 2009

tofu-pouch

the slang term for the female vagina.

Her tofu-pouch was wide enough to fit the entire pole into.

by RaZ August 7, 2003

tofu eating lesbian

noun. refering to a girl of homosexual orientation that likes to listen to ani di franco, and other angry lesbian music, accompanied by her vegetarian meal of choice ex.boca burgers , tofu,ect

i meet this girl at a drum circle she was such a tofu eating lesbian

by elizabeth & christine September 25, 2006

Beeting my tofu

{beating the bishop}{beating your meat} {(choking the chicken} The animal friendly way of saying you are masturbating.
Often used by soy-boys and vegans alike.

"I was beeting my tofu last night to some good ass cuckold adult content"

by The Black Plague January 23, 2019