Swiftied

When a person is looking for a quickie, but their partner performs poorly

She opened the app at the conference, knowing she had a minute to get laid before her panel discussion, but instead of a quickie, she ended up walking out of the corner room, disappointed, knowing she'd been swiftied.

by Mr.Ripleylsm2 September 21, 2024

closet swiftie

It's like a gay person just as a taylor swift fan

Dude, I think *name* is a closet swiftie

by timtheweirdman January 30, 2024

Swifty

Fast, Prompt, Efficient

Similar to Swifty, a freelancing app created for cool people that want things to be settled swiftly.

by swiftygigs August 22, 2022

Swifty

Someone who spews turds out of their mouth and their ears think it’s in the tune of Taylor Swift, but because her songs sound horrible to many human ears, it sounds like someone defecating on the carpet or tiles after removing their undergarments.

I heard a breakup on the radio, and I wanna get swifty in here. I took off my pants and panties as well.

by Beavis Is Awesome July 15, 2023

Swiftie

A group of diehard fans of Taylor Swift that would hunt someone's entire family down if you say her mid music is bad

Person 1: I just got doxed
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I said Taylor Swift isn't the greatest artist of all time and a Swiftie saw it

by Ozbot_3000 February 13, 2024

swifties

most annoying fandom in the fandoms history

swifties are so miserable

by realbitchesdictionary.com May 23, 2024

Swiftie

A person into quickies, but always ends up disappointing their partners

She opened the app at the conference, knowing she had a minute to get laid before her panel discussion, but instead of a quickie, she ended up walking out of the corner room, disappointed by the Swiftie.

by Mr.Ripleylsm2 September 20, 2024