help i accidentally summoned a lemon

The FIRST things that comes up when you type in, "help i accidentally"

help i accidentally summoned a lemon no kidding

by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022

russel simmons

Some bald twat that capitalized on a renegade culture and managed to twist it into a soul-less money machine.

That Russel Simmons is a real piece of shit.

by TheRealJohne February 22, 2008

summoning the dragon

This defines when someone uses the bathroom.

I would've made in time if I wasn't summoning the dragon!

by Kaioken360 November 13, 2017

Richard-Simmons

a evil Fitness freak that shoots lazers out of his nipples

OMG its richard-simmons! run away *Screaming in horror*

by PieMast3r August 28, 2009

Summoning Darkness

A shitty ass movie made by some baller students.

That movie is called Summoning Darkness, it sucks ass.

by srrrrrr July 19, 2010

summoning demons

When you are throwing up after a night of drinking.

Dude! I heard you last night summoning demons in the bathroom!

by Freschey October 15, 2018

Demon Summoner

Some weird ass protagonist from the SMT series, usually accompanied by his weak-ass friends who endlessly bitch about impending doom.

John:"Hey, i heard SMT has Demon summoner as it's genre!"

Joe:"Yeah man, he can literally summon demons from the bowels of hell for macca!"

John:"Wow!"

by SummonerofFaiths July 5, 2020