Suicide

When you want to kill yourself.

Person A: Please don't commit suicide.
Person B: But I don't want to live. I want to die.

by I.love.boba June 03, 2020

suicide

something I wanna do, help me

I wanna kermit suicide

by Oreoegg February 19, 2019

Suicide

To kick your own bucket/end your own life.

Jeffery Epstein didn't commit suicide.

by Blake_thesnake November 18, 2019

suicide

assination by the Clintons

Epstein's death was ruled a suicide.

by largegreen August 10, 2019

Suicide

Don't do it, I almost died doing it

Mary- John! What are you doing?

John- Committing suicide.
Mary- Why would you do that?
John- I don't want to pay taxes and depressingly look at a screen in an office for 12 hours a day my whole life.
Mary- No! Don't do that shit John. I tried to do that and that shit almost killed me!

by Rainmorelikepain January 04, 2022

suicide

The quickest way to find what happens after life.

I gotta commit suicide now.

by NINEPUMPKINS October 01, 2020

suicids

A misspelling of the word “suicide”

I tried to look up the difinition of “suicide” in the urban dictionary, but accidentally types “suicids”. Now I’m making an urban dictionary definition for it because I’m bored as hell and might commit suicide cause my life is meaningless lol.

by Weymouth_gurl June 12, 2019