suck my unit

Carmen: That dress looks so fugly on u!
Sasha: Suck my unit BiTCH!
by Camana August 24, 2008
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Suck my shit

insult implying that you desire another party to ingest your fecal matter
joe: what's up fag
kris: ah suck my shit you puss
by Krispy Nilsen February 16, 2009
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suck my dick

1) When said by a male, he usually wants his you to suck his penis.
2) When said by me, it means you're annoying the fuck out of me, so go away.
1) "Ohhhh baby, suck my dick"
2) "Haha! You're such a moron, suck my dick"
by Blueknightess March 24, 2005
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Suck My Weiner

Something a little kid says when he's mad at somebody but doesn't want to get tattled on for swearing.
Gregory:"Suck my weiner, butthead."

Joey:"Eat my booty hole, bitch."

Gregory: "You said the B word, I'm telling..."
by Mr. bIG D May 26, 2015
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suck my left

similar to 'suck my dick' or 'suck my cock', yet much more discreet.
"May I see your homework, Billy?" says Ms.Anderson.
"You know what Ms.Anderson? You can suck my left!" replies Billy.
Ms.Anderson replies,"What?"
"I said, 'You can suck my left!'"
"I do not understand." ends Ms.Anderson.
by Nalyr December 27, 2005
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suck my ass

Please just suck my ass
by Z123B123K March 25, 2015
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