Studying

(verb) The act of Instagramming, Snapchatting, texting, eating, watching football with an opened textbook nearby !!
(source: Oxford dictionary)

I failed in chem,physics,maths because I was STUDYING vigorously!!

by Chapppaaaa December 16, 2022

studying

a mash-up of the words 'student and dying'

"Did you hear what happened to the student who was studying?"
"No-"

"He died the next day."

"Why?"
"They say he was studying...."

by aluna =tbhk= April 6, 2023

Studying botany

To have a cannabis session to oneself.
To get high alone.

Person 1: "So, I was studying botany last night, and then Rachel called like 5 minutes later."
Person 2: "Shit, what'd you fuckin' say?"
Person 1: "I played it cool and told her about the time I got high in an amusement park sky ride."
Person 2: "...

by Jazz Cigarettes October 7, 2023

Studying

The art of staring at a book and praying something goes in.

Teacher: 'Have you finished studying chapter 15 for the test?'
Me: 'Something might have gone in through osmosis, idk'

by TheAverageSavage December 15, 2023

studying donkey

A person who studies a lot, and he gets straight As in tests or exams, but he has no idea what the hell is he doing! A 21st century typical student who only focuses on grades or degrees, and he cares little to zero about the material he is learning, or the outcome of his studies in terms of knowledge and real life applications. Someone who is in school with the main focus of making more money or following the crowd and listening to what others told him, so he tries to do well just to embarrass them. The good student with no qualifications who sums up our educational systems today.

This engineer I work with must have been a studying donkey! He has a PHD, but he cannot answer a single question I ask him at my job.

by Zizou1990 March 9, 2024

Studying

In-depth investigation and analysis (of a subject or situation).

He has spent several years studying mink.

by Arminkshipper June 16, 2024

guy studying

Leaving everything until the last possible moment then pulling a 24 hour study-a-thon.

Isn't joey ment to be at football practice tonight?
No he can't he's guy studying for his paper due tomorrow.

by Chenko November 4, 2013