Stoops Poops

A Stoops poops is when you have that rumble in your stomach and gas pains so bad that you’re going to go all nuclear and shit yourself like yesterday, but your dad is telling dusty ass old stories about growing up. He pulls in the driveway at home, but decides to just creep along, not stopping the car or unlocking the doors to let you out. You basically have no choice but to shit yourself, or you can yell STOP at the top of your lungs then clench like a finch as you run for the toilet. That’s a Stoops Poops

Verb/adjective~One would be taking a Stoops Poops;

Or

You have to take a Stoops Poops

My dad was telling us stories about the glory days, but I wasn’t listening because I had to take a STOOPS POOPS.

I took a STOOPS POOPS after we ate at the red lobster in Omaha, but everyone else loved it.

by DamnShittyHuskerSkip1 March 3, 2024

Stoop

A shortened word of stupid or stoopid in the form of a noun

Bro u ate the last lasagna you stoop!

by Sausyy February 5, 2019

Stoop

Someone who is an idiotic retard and can’t figure out simple problems

James is a stoop because he waters children so they can grow faster

by Grape Gatorade March 15, 2020

stoop banter

To have a conversation while amongst friends while upon one of saids friends front porch

John and I will be going later to Greg's house and probably have some stoop banter

by xstoopxkidx October 1, 2008

Stoops

Short form for Stupid

What are you stoops?!?

by Tifosidicalcio April 28, 2023

Busby's (Stoop) Chair

A haunted oak chair, known to be cursed by Thomas Busby. So many deaths were attributed to people who sat on it.

Don't sit on the Busby's (stoop) chair, or you'll get cursed.

by SilvaJulie September 11, 2018

stoops

stoops is a shorter version of stupid and is often used in slang created by two young gs from the ends

are you stoops fam what u doing

stop moving stoops fam

by uncleeater66 July 30, 2022