They STOLE Christianity, guys!

Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?

Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"

Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

stoled

stealing someones shit

"you stoled my candy 😔"

by REPUNZAL00000 October 18, 2023

stoled

meaning to take something from someone and be a big BITCH abt it!

"you stoled my candy😔"

by REPUNZAL00000 October 18, 2023

Stoled

Past tense of “steal” used by ignant individuals who refuse to use the correct form of “stole”

I got a mountain bike I stoled.

by Big sister is smart December 12, 2023

stole home

recieved or performed anal sex

Friend: hey Lisa how was your date with Matt?
Lisa: It was fairly regular, Matt stole home

by the hulktron August 24, 2010

Stoling

Alternate spelling to "Stealing"

she has been stoling my jokes

by Paperman65 December 19, 2023

Someone stole my words

A mixture of “I’m lost for words” and “you took my breath away”. Happens when you forget what you were going to say, or when someone says what you were going to say.

“Hey, you know what this reminds me of?” - James

“What?” - Luke

“Oh shit I forgot, someone stole my words.” - James

by KaptainKaos23 February 18, 2024